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OHK LADIES LETS GO

These kandras be duplicitous

Breeze is the biggest sweetie + OreSeur is the best. Dog time

I think I'm like him, but I've outlasted his short tenure on earth, so maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm destined to rot here until there isn't anything beautiful left of me, unlike Aubrey who seemingly left only beautiful things behind.

Nice, serious stuff. Me like.

The reaper is reminding me of someone 👀

Goes along well with anth 104, coincidentally

YOWZA Ty Dennis, this is great. You're so smart

These men know how to schmove

Damn

TELL HER CHODE

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I like how Shen is both the Tower guard AND one of the kings guard... guy fills a lot of roles around here, and holes??? He doesn't have a mate yet 👀👀👀👀 Lemon party anyone

The only crazy thing about reading these two books at the same time is that EVERY possible matchup is made within like 15 chapters hahaha. I'm assuming this would be more drawn out reading them separately but since I'm reading them together it feels like when you walk into the washroom and every urinal has an old man with his pants around his ankles at it... OH OR WHEN EVERY GLORY HOLE IS OCCUPIED AND IN USE.

More romance 😏

ROMANCE

Sarah J. Maas' only way to express sexual excitement seems to be curling toes, it gets mentioned ALOT

(PS @ Blake I see you're liking my reviews, I realize I may not make this series seem serious but I assure you IT IS VERY SERIOUS, and I have very good reasons for reading all of the books)

(PSPS @ Blake you should finish red rising ((stop being lazy and prove your love for me)) and then read throne of glass)

Fenrys being Maeve's subby lil butt boy is too good

AELIN IS COLD. I ALSO WISHED I COULD TURN RAPISTS TO ASH FROM THE INSIDE OUT BUT UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT.

Chaol might have found his hunny

I'm DPing tower of dawn and empire of storms while riding a train to an Australian forsest somewhere. I am a very happy guy rn.

Steamy 😈

"there is no bottom part" 😫😫😥😥😻😻

Okay so picture this; Noah's in Sydney, on a solo date eating kangaroo, deep in the rocks, all while reading about lil miss trying to figure out how to break it to her boy that she's already got a blood oath...

FUCKKKK (IM TRYING NOT TO SPOIL FOR YOU RHI LATINA GOT MAD AT ME SO ALL I CAN SAY IS) WOW SARAH J MAAS THIS OS SO IMPRESSIVE VERY GOOD GOOD WRITING ABOUT BLOOD AND OLD WOMEN AND COOL GOLD THINGS THE OLD WOMEN LIKE AND SEXY BIRD MENN

BLOOOOD NICE NJCE NICE

HOLY FAUG BURN BURN BURN

The king is stalin