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Feel like there could be an unreliable narrator sitch here seeing as it’s first person and she’s speaking to us as readers

The algarve… did he kill her too?

Okay that theory has been debunked

Still feel like Jane is connected- her sister maybe?

I have a feeling Jane is sus and maybe she is Amanda or whoever that other lady was that helped the man (no idea what his real name is) cover up killing Tara

Because in her pictures she had dark hair but she’s dyed it fiery red now (I think)- seems like trying to cover up identity?

I get poppy is a girlboss and the hero of the story but come on she literally argues for arguments sake

This whole stabbing running joke has officially given me the ick

Also how has it taken 75% through the book to get back to the ascended and the ACTUAL PLOT WTF

Alistair is a red flag I hate to say it but

Why do I feel like Shea isn’t dead but she betrayed him to the ascended or something

Hi I’m back again

Casteel and poppy are a bit of a yawn with the will they won’t they ngl

And the smut is a bit too much I never thought I’d say that

Dual POV introduced after the twist- now this is what we like to see

It’s giving Gone Girl

I FUCKING KNEW IT

“And I get the feeling Krista would like it too” when speaking about Telmont… bingo it has to be her

Okay but what if Whitney cross is actually Krista (or even Becky)

Like when he goes to the family home he sees a picture of the family and realises it’s her

As revenge for him hooking up with Stacie the secretary

Would be kinda crazy if Krista was dead this whole time and someone was replying on her behalf

I wonder who his daughter is she has to be connected to the plot surely

I feel like it’s RIP Mr Zimmerly

Surely at this point you would move her out regardless like I would be thinking of selling in order to get her out of there

Knew that goldfish was toast

Malcom is also kinda giving red flags like he was involved with Blake’s fate at the company

(And maybe the Chad Pickering coke thing)

I’m getting red flags about how his relationship ended with Gwen

Someone is defo adding some itchy stuff into his stuff

Maybe an allergy ingredient in the cookies or something

Plot twist: Krista is messing with his stuff

I feel like there’s gonna be an uncovering of some heinous crime Blake committed and Krista and maybe Whitney planted themselves there to get revenge or something

Isn’t that usually how these things go

This guy is a dog he’s defo gonna end up hooking up with Whitney
Or some stuff is gonna go down in that shared bathroom of theirs

I hate to say it but I don’t think the goldfish is making it out of this book alive

He cheated with the secretary didn’t he

I feel like this could be an unreliable narrator situation and his name actually is Blake

Something doesn’t sit right with me about poppy being jealous of casteel’s dead ex like let her rest in peace girl

No shit Sherlock pretty obvious they’re heart mates

Okay their defo mates no other explanation for this jealousy and primal protection

Look I’m by no means woke but this feels a little like SA