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I know this was not Veronica Roth’s intended purpose for this book but I feel like this AU rewrite reminded me why I didn’t like the original Divergent series 💀

Evil lesbians, shocker. I clocked it the moment Roza’s orgasm from getting eaten out was heard across the hall by Alex. Like ladies, let’s have some decorum!

"Just be gentle with me, Graham" he breathed, reeling her in with her own name, wielded like a different kind of weapon. "You've got me on the gallows here." He let the curl fall from his fingers. "But I'll be damned if you're not the most beautiful executioner I've ever seen."

My favorite quote from Wait and Hope made it in the book, thank you Jesus!

The scream I scrumpt getting the arc of one of my favorite Dramione fanfictions being traditionally published Wait and Hope.

I’m in love, the story has not majorly deviated from the magic of that fic.

Danny’s already my favorite character because what do you mean you’re about to die and talking about taking her to Tokyo for sushi?

Hope his brain gets donated to a scientist so y’all can study a real bitch!

I’m actually gooped and gagged right now, The Hacker is clocking every passenger’s tea.

This book is kind of moving at a snail’s pace and I’m not sure if I’m vibing with the author’s writing style. But I’m a little gagged Anna slept with her hot handyman tenant in her dead daughter’s bed like okay horny!

The story’s okay but I’m genuinely baffled why every single character is somehow connected to each other in some way, shape, or form. Like damn, is there a population shortage in Ireland?

"Mister Draco looks at Miss Granger," Maeve says, "like a drowning man looks at air."

Dramione, you will always go triple platinum in this household.

I picture Natalie as Marianne from Easy A if she grew up and kept being a bad bitch.

Genuinely, why the hell is this romance book close to 500 pages long?

Mama, a mess behind you!

All that bullshit just for the bitch to die… gag it!

Every single person in this book is competing to be the dumbest bitch alive and it’s aggravating

Our main protagonist, Jules, had amazing sex with her hot doctor neighbor Nick and of course, he’s evil. This is why we do not give men screen time!

The conflict is getting a little bit repetitive for my liking but Simon and Charlie are undeniably cute. I'm still a bit book hungover from Alchemised unfortunately but I am enjoying this - Cat Sebastian is the only woman I trust to write a tender MM romance.

Play Do I Wanna Know? Hozier’s version while reading Part 3 for maximum emotional damage

The payoff from Part 1 to Part 2 needs to be studied - this book is incredible and I fear SenLinYu will be receiving my therapy bill in the mail.

“You can’t see him right now, but Peter is literally standing in a gap at the edge of the dance floor, watching your every move, and in a second, I’m going to turn you ninety degrees and kiss you again, and when I stop, I want you to look to your left and see his face. Then you can tell me if he thinks his new life, without you, is something better.”

I'm crying screaming throwing up spitting

Why is she giving AF now that her husband is cheating on her when she’s been in heat down bad foaming at the mouth for The Guardian to dick her down?