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"the place most distant from the sight of Darlington’s cock, which was very erect and shining like a supercharged, oversized glowstick."

this is the only situation where this sentence is lowkey valid

achilles lil bro

slay

so sorry but her chapters are so much more interesting than his

the detective is lowkey an icon (hope this doesn’t bite me in the ahhhh)

her name being galaxy makes me really uncomfortable

i’m scared

face palm moment

slay

this is making me want to reread harry potter

i mean, fair enough i guess?

have i mentioned before that their relationship makes me uncomfortable?

i’m uncomfortable

holyyyyy plot armour

if i have learnt anything from the merchant of venice it’s that rings are very important (and also that bl trumps all)

wow i’m so glad this is finally going somewhere after a short 600 pages

eughhhh

i really don’t like them together

i feel like i have read that sentence like 900 times before omg

ominous

bro just got sold to one direction

not the time, i mean it’s never the time, but if there was going to be a time it wouldn’t be now

that is a pretty significant issue

all of the instagram note tiktok fanfics about draco and astoria are gonna be so clutch in understanding the kaine with a k lore

two chapters in and i can already tell that this is not gonna be worth the thousand pages… but having a positive mindset because, well, i am only two chapters in

this plan is ahh

that’s not good

Six of them were dead now? Seven?

hahahaha

lowkey it has been 6 months since i last picked this up but alas