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Patch is on page 67 of 249 of Try

Most molested shit I ever seen in my life

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Patch is 60% done with Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

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Patch is on page 36 of 323 of Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

Never thought I'd read self-insert fanfiction by John Waters, but I can't say I'm surprised.

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Patch is 87% done with Prince Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles, #11)

Torture. Torture. Torture.

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Patch is on page 159 of 458 of Prince Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles, #11)

It's like this book was written with the knowledge that you'd be so bored by it that you'd have to put it down for a few months. Why are we rehashing the same mid lore I already read about 20 pages ago? I'm not even halfway through.....

— Mar 12, 2025 07:25AM Add a comment

Patch is on page 344 of 488 of Dracula

This is giving My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and it's really taking me out.

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Patch is 43% done with Down with the System: A Memoir (of Sorts)

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Patch is 50% done with This Is How You Lose the Time War

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Patch is 98% done with The Divine Comedy [Penguin Twentieth Century Classics] (Annotated)

Fuck spotify what do you mean I've run out of listening time on chapter 99 out of 101

— Nov 18, 2024 03:54PM 1 comment

Patch is 98% done with The Divine Comedy [Penguin Twentieth Century Classics] (Annotated)

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Patch is 53% done with The Divine Comedy [Penguin Twentieth Century Classics] (Annotated)

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Patch is 20% done with The Divine Comedy [Penguin Twentieth Century Classics] (Annotated)

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Patch is on page 161 of 400 of Blood Canticle (The Vampire Chronicles, #10)

What. The. Fuck. What the fuck? Miss Anne......

— Nov 07, 2024 08:26AM Add a comment

Patch is on page 104 of 400 of Blood Canticle (The Vampire Chronicles, #10)

This is SO the mindless trash I need right now.

— Nov 06, 2024 04:37PM Add a comment

Patch is on page 236 of 287 of Be More Chill

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Patch is on page 102 of 287 of Be More Chill

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Patch is on page 458 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 351 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 303 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 257 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 202 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 152 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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Patch is on page 106 of 564 of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, #3)

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