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What the heck did I just read 🫠

“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.”

“Understand. Not actually understand, but… understand.”

That took me outttt! 😭😭😭

Well, I’ll probably finish this tomorrow. Isn’t it fun when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong?

“But I have to save humanity first. Stupid Humanity. Getting in the way of my hobbies.”

Well that’s some dizzying science…

“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy. Neither of us are.” 😭

Off to try a peanut butter tortilla at 1:00 in the morning 🫠

I gasped. “Wait a minute! Am I a guinea pig? I’m a guinea pig!”
“No, it’s not like that,” she said.
I stared at her.
She stared at me.
I stared at her.
“Okay, it’s exactly like that.”

Yes it is, Ryland, just accept it. 😌

Okay, this book is getting me out of my reading slump. Yay science fiction, I guess? But seriously, I saw the movie and now this is going to be my personality for the next couple of weeks. 🫠

These two are so freaking adorable… 😭

Ok, I NEED to find these ones in print somewhere… like why did they feel the need to be so darn artistic about it??? It’s insane… 👀

Ok, this book is a work of art.

Oh my gosh, are they roasting a cat?!? 😭😭😭

“There was a time, not so long ago, when refrigerators could not dream and vacuum cleaners could not weep.”
Oh, we’re off to a great start. 😭😭😭

Oh… that guy just melted… 🫠

This storyline is exhausting to read…

I despise the direction we’re going, but I guess it’s just gonna be that way. 🫠

Oh, it just got worse…

Ok, Buck, I’m officially mad at you. You’d better work to undo that. 😠🥲

Oh, dang. It happened. I’m gonna go cry now… 🫠

This is not happening… none of this is real… nope nope nope… 😭

I have no idea why this book is so entertaining to me when literally nothing has happened yet... 🫠

Oh no, Buck! I’m gonna cry! Why does this have to happen over and over! 😭

Oh gosh, another Cap vs. vampires subplot. 🫠It’s the strangest side quest I’ve ever read, but I don’t dislike it… 😅

This one is just so freaking messed up, I love it.

Oh, ok, nvm. They’re good. This is wild. 🫠

THEY BLEW UP HER CHILD?!?!? What the heck! 😭