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all i'm gonna say is he likes to eat 🙂‍↕️

it's pretty slooowwwwww

this is so... strange 😂 but oddly entertaining

"I’ll even sit and stay if she asks, let her rub my belly—whatever her little heart desires as long as she’s giving me attention."

he's W H I P P E D

sheeshhhhhh this book seems really long 🥱 still loving it though!!

he's a cat mannnn??? GREEN FLAG

there's so many words i can't pronounce LOL and im not feeling this so far 🤷🏼‍♀️ struggling with some things being kinda "in your face"

JUST KISS ALREADY AGHHHHH

it's so weird reading about a pandemic i lived through 😭

FINALLY UGH 🤭🔥

“Do you have any special attachment to these leggings?”
A crease forms between her brows. “Not really, why?”
Before she can protest, I reach between her legs and tear the fabric along the seam.
Emelia gasps.
“Now come up here and sit on my face.”

elliot the man you are 💀

I am genuinely so tired of fast burn. how am i getting all of these in a row lately

"I just need you to know that if your son wasn't twenty feet away, I might have you backed up against this counter right now."

hehehe OKAY LEVI

i'm still confused and scared about knotting. anyway

sighhh. this burn is excruciatingly slow 🙂‍↕️

i'm ngl i kinda hate milo

"Let's face it, Fisher," I said, tapping my credit card against the reader. "I was born to be your ex-wife."

this is SO entertaining

the narrative chosen for this story is absolutely perfection. i've never read something like this before

“You don’t have to leave just because I’m coming home. I ain’t gonna bite.” The pulse point in her neck throbs, and I’m lying through my teeth. I’d like to bite her there"

😭😭😭😏

I’m drawn to the way her pink lips caress the rim of the mug. A drop of coffee escapes down the ceramic, and she licks it up with her tongue. Why did I have to be born a man, and not that mug?

DYINGGGG 🤣

UGH. i'm so sad for mia
DV is no joke 🥺🥺

😏 HAWTTTTT

erm okay... i'm officially confuzzled and creeped out. but like... i guess that means the book is doing its job??? pausing because it's too late for this and i'm scared

this back in forth is legitimately the best. i love everleigh with a passion 💀

"It took me a long time to be strong enough to block her, but there’s still that little boy inside me. The boy begging his mom to love him"
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