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I just want to let everyone know, that the main female character does not know the name of the Santa in charge of all of the other Santa's. She straight up ignored him when he introduced himself like 2 weeks prior to now. Instead, she calls him ZZ Top in her head, because the first time she met him, he left on a motorcycle.

If one of her friends used to be a lawyer, why the hell are they not suing the ex boyfriend?! What the hell. I hope this whole book isn't that dumb. I'll lose my mind!