"Because he's in love with my sister which makes him about as appealing to me as a three day old tuna sandwich - no offence, I tossed at Darius and he smirked.
"You're an old tuna sandwich to me too, Gwen," he agreed and punched him over the name, but couldn't fight a smirk.
"Mmm, tantalising tuna," Geraldine mumbled in her sleep. "Such a large trout you are.
"That's my trout she's talking about," Max said cockily.
— May 12, 2026 12:53PM
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