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caroline being a moooood when she wanted to be alone but didnt want to tell anyone that. just was annoyed that they weren’t catching her “get outta here” vibes. still enchanting. still april :D

you know what time it issss!
as they say, when in april, read about castlessss :D

asher don’t wanna leave :(
his drawing be causing problems :(
asher it’s okay you’ll be okay :(

writing style is very interesting + cool. really enjoying the ideas about art and why we make it and if it’s meant to make the world look pretty or not. :)

hugely enjoying this! it’s like a small crash course in the apologetics you need for the questions of modern life :D

wellllll everyone's getting on my nerves now. SPECIFICALLY LINTON! bro is lame and whiny and has 0 (zero) redeeming qualities. lowkey cathy (version 2) should marry hindley bc at LEAST he's interesting and doesnt freaking WHINE all the time. uh also heathcliff kidnapped people? and is making them stay till they get married?? STILL not seeing the romance wow amazingness of this creepy man.......

guys this is crazytown. heathcliff is setting up THE SAME LOVE TRIANGLE HE WAS IN FOR THE SECOND GENERATION!! DUDE! MESSED UP! also the names are killing me bc emily was like nope thats enough names i’ll just shuffle them around: heathcliff, linton heathcliff, cathy earnshaw linton, cathy linton heathcliff BROTHERRRRR! anyway i am having a great time and also nelly poor girl :(

cathy (version 2) goes exploring disney princess style with 3 dogs and a pony. girl. HEATHCLIFF CONTINUES TO BE BAD! GUYS COME ON HE IS SCARY! DANGER! 100 RED FLAGS! 🚩🚩🚩🚩

well lots of people are dead now. got to the famous “you say i killed you, haunt me then” line. not nearly as romantic as it’s said to be. i think there are 2 kinds of love in here: sacrificial and SELFsacrificial. sacrificial is where EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD CAN BURN except your darling dear, you give up everything that isnt yours. selfsacrificial gives whats yours to give and it’s NOT DESTRUCTIVE GUYS.

goooooodness people are so crazy. spite is a BAD REASON TO MARRY SOMEONE. lintons are WALKING INTO BAD TIMES WITH THEIR EYES OPEN SO WIDE. and everyone is so WHINY. WHEN ITS ALL THEIR OWN FAULTS!
still having fun. lowkey anyone who thinks this is romantic and life goals HAS SOMETHING WRONG IN THEIR MIND! HEATHCLIFF IS SADISTIC! SO BAD! NO!

hahahha ARE THERE ANY GOOD CHARACTERS? I THINK NOT! 0 sympathy for the lintons. 0 sympathy for cathy! 0 sympathy for heathcliff! a little bit of sympathy for the kid i forgot his name, the one who almost died on the stairs. but really everyone is just a jerk or pushover. not sure why people are swooning? interesting nature-vs-nurture-is-it-just-both-at-the-same-time-? ideas. morbidly curious about whats coming next!

huh. this story is exploring the age-old question: are evil people capable of love? the answer is: uhhh maybe but NOT in a normal way AT ALL heathcliff hasnt done anything super bad yet except throw a pan of apple sauce in a guy’s face and the guy is lame so i say thats okay. and cathy is just ANNOYING. much more to be determined soon. stay tuned!

uh here we go i guess

sounds a lot like mr and mrs smith??? never seen me and mrs smith but this is feeling like it and it’s very fun. and they’re not trying to kill each other

baaaaanger bro this is so fun! marguerite is my fave she is so cool and beautiful and smart and brilliant. i like her. sir percy blakney is the 1700s equivalent of a dumb jock and they keep saying “her long limbed husband” “his ginormous self” “sir giant” and suchlike. but anyway such vibe i am always a sucker for a disguised gentleman :D

this man is VERBOSE. and i can’t tell if it’s annoying me or not. i like theo tho. and i like the coffee shop. so far, so good.

“man this girl needs blood” WELL GOOD THING THERE ARE LIKE 8 GUYS ALL IN LOVE WITH HER!! FALLING OVER THEMSELVES TO GIVE TRANSFUSIONS! BRO!

dang whats wrong with this girl? it seems like shes lost a lot of blood? she’s super pale but her heartbeat is very strong? she has two little puncture marks on her neck? hmmm i wonder what it could be? let’s make her fiancé give her some blood.

“the man is an undeveloped homicidal maniac…”

what the heck man

texan cowboy, insane asylum guy, vampire ladies, three proposals in one day……

this is fun i like steve son’s way of writing. good lines i’ve laughed a couple times. excited to see what happens :D

i don’t know what i expected this to be, but my expectations were wrong. that is not bad. i am enjoying this one but it’s not really a pleasure read. there rather a lot of thinks for a fiction book. however, i like it and i am having a good thoughtful time.

i like this? i think? it’s funny. it’s very uh… yeah. anyway.

what a freaking TURN oh my WORD

very rhymey

fun times. interesting parallels with christianity, as well as very interesting contrasts.