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Ace Swervey is 6% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

Ohh murderbot how I adore you

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Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

Ace Swervey is 80% done with Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Im so serious the chemistry to me bro….

— Jan 03, 2026 12:20PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 75% done with Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Bro maybe im crazy but the chemistry between Menzah and Murderbot, dude…

— Jan 02, 2026 11:40PM 1 comment

Ace Swervey is 12% done with Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

OH ITS ALL COMIN TOGETHER IM EXCITED

— Jan 02, 2026 02:54PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 96% done with Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)

HUH?!?!?

— Jan 02, 2026 02:23PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 73% done with Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)

I would kill and die for Murderbot and Mickey (Nicki? I GENUINELY cant tell via audiobook)

— Jan 02, 2026 01:09PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 39% done with Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)

I would die and kill for Mickey

— Jan 01, 2026 08:41PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 77 of 248 of Call Me By Your Name (Call Me By Your Name, #1)

“I always say things: in a way”
Genuinely how I’ve felt my whole life — is it truly wisdom when I know books and how to string certain words together? Is it skin-deep or bone-deep?

— Jan 01, 2026 07:35PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 67 of 248 of Call Me By Your Name (Call Me By Your Name, #1)

Is it better to speak or die?

— Jan 01, 2026 07:01PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 18% done with Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)

I MISS ART TOO BUDDYYYY loveee Rin as a name for Murderbot

— Jan 01, 2026 01:47PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 91% done with Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)

God I missed reading and enjoying android stuff

— Dec 31, 2025 01:22PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 58% done with Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)

Ayo this government absolutely tryint o kill literally anyone involved in mining and research

— Dec 30, 2025 09:47PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 23 of 405 of The Lightning-Struck Heart (Tales From Verania, #1)

THESE CHAPTER TITLES ARE INSANE IN WHAT CONTEXT COULD THIS CHAPTER EVER BE TITLED “PLEASE DONT MAKE MY NIPPLES EXPLODE”

— Dec 30, 2025 06:59AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 12 of 405 of The Lightning-Struck Heart (Tales From Verania, #1)

“You just said you were going to get so much gold that you weren’t going to be able to carry it,” I said.
“So how are you going to move it if you can’t carry it?”
“Oh,” Lartin said. “Well, shit.”

MY GOD AUSHJDLFKADKF

— Dec 30, 2025 06:55AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 22% done with Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)

I dont think I like the graphic audio version, it keeps distracting me ??????

— Dec 28, 2025 12:19AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 72% done with All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)

Menza and Murderbot…. Hear me out

— Dec 26, 2025 02:59PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is 31% done with All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)

Murderbot feels like that reddit green text post about the guy who couldn’t really do IT work and just hid in a closet playing Hotline Miami but accidentally became what everyone else thought was a Tech God by pure chance and luck

— Dec 26, 2025 01:21PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 52 of 248 of Call Me By Your Name (Call Me By Your Name, #1)

If not later, when?

— Dec 22, 2025 05:45PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 38 of 248 of Call Me By Your Name (Call Me By Your Name, #1)

APRICOCK

— Dec 22, 2025 05:11PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 9 of 405 of The Lightning-Struck Heart (Tales From Verania, #1)

Oh my god thehre fucjing bickering as the villain BEGS to monologue to them and for them to jusf LISTEN TO HIS MONOLOGUE
Already amused by these assholes

— Dec 20, 2025 02:46AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 51 of 462 of Vengeful (Villains, #2)

— Dec 19, 2025 08:45PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 468 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

— Dec 19, 2025 01:58AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 425 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

SORRY BRAD

— Dec 19, 2025 01:31AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 416 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

— Dec 18, 2025 08:45PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 200 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

OH BABY

— Dec 18, 2025 07:50AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 180 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

MAWWIAGE. IS WHAT BWIGS US TOGETHEW…. TODAY

— Dec 18, 2025 02:14AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 97 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST Y O U ENCOURAGED HIM TO SWITCH TEAMS. DONT BITCH!!!!

— Dec 18, 2025 01:11AM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 95 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

Okay having been in a relationship obviously not to this level but feeling like a dirty secret via actions (or lack thereof) im just like.. Ilya ILYA WE GOTTA wake the fuckinUP BRO THIS AINT JT CHIEF IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!!!
(I love these two, I just need them to NOT BE HIDING ANYMORE ITS NOT FAIR TO ESP MY BOY ILYAAA$

— Dec 18, 2025 01:07AM 1 comment

Ace Swervey is on page 73 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

“PLEASE. I AM DYING” 🫠😫

— Dec 17, 2025 06:17PM Add a comment

Ace Swervey is on page 41 of 479 of The Long Game (Game Changers, #6)

Oh Ilya ):

— Dec 17, 2025 05:41PM Add a comment

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