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Oh gof. THE AUDIOBOOK IS NOT GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Ohhhhhhh damn. Damn,

Omg Cape Disappointment mention

I am SO confused

“Can’t control feeling fear. Can control what you do while feeling it.”

Do it scared!!

Well this is going fast!
I forgot how much I adored Joseph Fink’s work

Persephone is so aggressive for no reason over the stupidest shit sometimes ?

If I took a shot every time Hades smirks, I’d have surpassed alcohol poisoning hours ago

That’s love, Alice. That’s what it’s made of. And so what is this?

I’m not sure why Persephone is like this about Hades. She literally just assumes 24/7. This motherfucker doesnt help his case either tbh.
Hades wants to be like my mans Sylus sooooooo bad

All this is doing is making me want to replay Hades sooo fuckin bad

Ahhhhhh i see, i see

My girl had noooo reason to cry out like that tbh

People: Hades makes deals where HORNY people have to be celibate and ALCOHOLICS have to stop DRINKING ALCOHOL
Persephone: thats SO CRUEL YOURE THE WORST GOD EVER

also what in the My Immortal is all this outfit description happening jesus

Man. This is so gonna be a love triangle isnt it ugh

NOT WAITING TO BE FILLED!!! PERSEPHONE WHAT

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I get how they got away with it now I think

Now I dont think this is a good thing, but I like these characters a quite bit more after 2 glasses of wine.
Estelle is a sweetheart. In some ways, I get what these characters mean about marriage, but I’m dead serious that if marriage is like this, I do not know if I want it. I cannot imagine experiencing this with anyone in a non-platonic manner.
Maybe I am aromantic HAHAHAHA

“Do you know how many men like you every single woman on the planet meets every day, who think that every thought that pops into your tiny little male brains is a lovely present you can give us?”

I fuck heavy with THIS actually. Stephen if u see this, I be mentally highlighting shit in here and this is one of them

What do you MEAN antidepressants make you less likely to be as happy or as sad?? That ISNT HOW THAT FUCKING WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this is supposed to be some like profound “i love this person even if theyre an idiot” thing but also like. Yeah idk. I dont think this book is for Me

DONT JUDGE ME

Infodump from Probably-Neurodivergent Weirdos: The Novel

“Don’t all intelligent people think about that, some time or other?”

Zara and the psychologists’ convos, actually, are very fascinating. Moments of vulnerability before clamming up and lying and diffusing a situation and diverting attention.