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Man this book goes waaaay faster than the first one for real

Imagine a pasty ass Fool trying to seduce you and then he does a weird somersault and then moons you and everyone claps.
Molly, you better watch out for your mans

Honestly loving that Verity was seen as strong and powerful and worthy in Apprentice and now Fitz AND Verity are both realizing compared to Kettricksen that nah, hes kind of a fuckin loser compared to her

Brother i cant touch my fingertips with even a SODA CAN

Oh ny god shes almost 26 too. Weird timing to read this now

Dont look at that notification like that, i was CURIOUS OKAY
(Also oh my god her situation is like mine oooooof. feels bad man)

Oh my god the fool reminds me of fucking andrew minyard. I can never unsee it now.

Everyone is BEEFING with a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD

The DRAMA OMG. MOLLY

I love that Hobb AND Fitz are both like “you stupid, stupid straight boy” whenever it comes to Molly
I’ll add to it : bro you FUMBLED BADLY

The Fool feels kinda gay

Oh this is going waaaay easier already

:o

This man has me BLUSHING. GIGGLING. KICKING MY FEET. FUCK THIS GUY

I wish everyone who thinks fourth wing’s characters are written well and Desirable a very “Please Read Shit From Anyone Else, ESP Schwab.”
Like my brother in christ, you can have characters that are Actually Hot And Desirable in a way that isnt “hes hot. Hes tanned. He has muscles and scowled at me”

Yes im reading this and going “god i wish books were this good always”

God damn it

Brother if he can remember her becahse of what I think it is, I’m gonna be REAL angy

“Bruises the sky” oh im yoinking that

Hell yeah

“And I haven’t heard you hum in years.” Her hands fall away. “But I’ve sen you eat a shit ton of olives.”

Oh that broke my heart, actually.

Henry you Fascinating boy…

Tbh Im celebrating FOR Addie rn