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I miss Barcelona

My friend gave me this book to read while we in Mexico cause she just finished it. Probably not something I would usually pick up but I needed one to occupy my sunbathing time.
The descriptive writing is really nice though!

Hard to read or hard while I read? That is the question.

So many synonyms for penis my mind exploded

noooooo men just suck guys it has nothing to do with women dw

Oh I don’t think I like this…

I’m hungry

Rocky is so flipping cute I’m gonna combust

Me like

Dobby you sneaky cheeky creaky

Oh lord the commander is an idiotttt

I already feel sick and nothings happened

This is actually insane. Cixin you need help mentally and so do I. Ahhhhh

Ah shit here we go again

Oh fuck this is good

Oh I’m loving this already. Hate lugging this mammoth brick of a book around though Jesus haha

New York is scary

There’s only pre-malone and post-malone. wait no. not the singer guy. no! I mean the book character! Wait!

Magnifique

Oh shit he’s stuffed up in the head (kinda understandably)

Really liking how this is written thus far

I did not expect that big of a time jump holy dooley

Waitttt this is really kinda thrilling and poetic

Brain fried again but interesting sociology aspect

Holy shit

more yuck

Yucky :/

Oh why am I learning so much. It’s like a history lesson with a side of gay