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"it toed the line of abusive but never crossed over."

Oh, but it does, it does, precious. Sean is such an asshole. No redeeming qualities so far.

So Knox is a drug dealer? Unapologetic, not weed, not being coerced or threatened, just "a myriad of pills and powder"? And I'm supposed to care about you? You're just a grumpy baby?! Uhm, no.

Google him. Fucking Google him. We're at 77%. Fucking act like a person who is dating someone very rich and very public. Google him.

This needs a proofreader and an editor. "My Jens were down to my ankles." My Jens... It's awfully misspelt. Did anybody read this before publishing?!

"Dumb adults" That you are, my man, that you are.

This is sooo good... And needs soooo much editing....

I got promised no kids. Grown kids, AWAY. And now the first cock-blocker is the pretentious science nerd non-binary teen. Could we not?! I do need precious-non-conforming parenting advice but I don't want it. Total boner killer.

There is always something that rubs me so wrong with these authors' books. Both characters are unlikable and I hate the "darlin' " endearment almost as much as I hate "good boy". It sounds sleazy as hell. Come to think about it, Jack seems sleazy as hell.

Why is there a grammar mistake on the first page? Why? Don't these authors have MS Word installed on their computers? Or whatever open-sourse editor app? Why is this a thing?!

Oh, no. You didn't just say you need an enema to get rimmed, did ya? Or that is necessary to have penetrative sex where you HAVE to bottom if you are with a man? Really? Some authors need some education, stat.

This book is getting weirder, and not in a good way. And how many times I need to read the excuse "I had to shit"??? Is there nothing else in life one needs privacy for?

"We talked and cleared the air and all." Really? You really cleared the air? Fuuuuuck, dude.

That went downhill fast. The first third was the good third.

One third of the book gone and they still haven't met. I like the writing very much, but, stud ... Come on.

Wow, is there anything in this book? Like characters, story, ambiance, attraction, the promised banter???? Anything at all?! What even is this??

60% in and we still don't know what kind of artist Gabe wanted to be/is. This is so shallow it hurts.

Have I mentioned that I hate the bratty younger brothers soooo much? I do. I can't stand Garrett. He irritated me in his own book, and now I don't want him on every page. Please. What is so good about these guys that they think they're God's gift to mankind?! I don't get it...

I understand how conservative I am when I meet a threesome in gay romance, hahaha.

"His large hands cupped my face as our kiss deepened with his greedy, extortionist mouth."
I want to vomit. This is what this is. Extortion. Anders is so casually cruel, it's not even funny. Boundaries, consent, what are they?!

Ugh, "good boy". My pet peeve reared its head. Can we have praise kink without talking to grown men like they are dogs?! Just one time?

Is this the same book again? Well, yes, it is.

Please, please, fuck sometime in this millennium, please. Just stick it in. We waited for this book for 5 years. Just, frotting is nice and it's ok not to want penetrative sex, and yes, adopt all the children, just fuck already!!!!

This is ridiculous. Also, I abhor the word "billionaire". Why can't he be a millionaire?! It's not enough?! Also, what number of panties you have to sell in order to become a billionaire?! And under 40? Ri-di-culous.

I'm on page 10 and already dislike Shae. Knows nothing, cannot do anything, doesn't know what he wants, is clumsy, and still... Your boss is grating on your nerves?! Really?! You're grating on mine. Ugh. And he will go on to sleep with said boss... Not a good start...

Third hockey book in a row... I hate it when the MCs live in their own little bubble, but I also hate it when the whole book is about somebody else outside of the relationship... I can get no satisfaction. Heh.

Oh, my, and they had sex and a hell of a lengthy conversation in the locker room showers with people around them.... Have you been in a bathroom, author? Do you know how around carries? This pisses me off every time.

Finally, finally, in one of these books, an author wires "enemas are not always safe". Finally. Just for this, you get your first 4 stars from me, Ms James.

Oh, my, for such a sassy book, the characters blush and flush more than in a Victorian novel. And Chris' dirty talk is awful. So much sass, so little soul.

Yes, Spence. You are quite a bit of a dick.
Pffffft.