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“I was snorting cone, drinking, and smoking some by now. But I still wasn’t using heroin”

Pattie, what did you see in these men????

I do not understand. She says that Brian told them to keep their marriage a secret but on the next page she says Brian made them do a press conference about the marriage right after they got married.

“John Wick Keanu would take Neo Keanu any fucking day.”

Uhhh no he fucking wouldn’t Wade. Totally misunderstood the whole point of The Matrix. This is not related to the plot in any way but it bothers me

This is the era of both iPods and TikTok?? Those never overlapped

WHAT A PLOT SWIST… I had an inkling but the reveal!!! Woooooah! Crazy

Wow racism and conspiracy (I think the author really believes Disney is cryogenically frozen). I first picked up this book when I was 16 and couldn’t get past the first sentence… so at least I got farther?

Kinda weird that they gave this whole family backstory about being a witch in Salem during the trials but seems to have very little understanding of the actual Salem witch trials…

This whole chapter on getting rid of assisted devices comes off as ableist. Get rid of walkers because staff may feel more connected to residents? They don’t need walkers because staff can help them walk? So we’re going to limit a person’s ability to move independently and add work to staff because we think (with no conclusive evidence) that staff will like a resident more. What?????

Mike telling everyone they’re the best dressed witnesses after a man shot himself in the head is a fucking choice… like what the fuck

Literally on page 4 and Hannah is thinking about her cat giving a “fascist salute.” Wtf Hannah?

Read this before you read Still Alice

I know we said in the last book that the TRex couldn’t see Grant because he wasn’t moving. Uh but no the rex can see prey when they’re not moving. And uhhhhh the last book was just because….. oh the rex wasn’t hungry. Yeah let’s go with that. That totally covers up the plot hole.

Wtf how is Malcom alive??? He definitely died in the last book and he’s just chilling as if that didn’t happen. Down one star already

I’m very tired of every single book starting the same way. She woke up, talked to the cat, made coffee, and the phone rang. Every single one.