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What a nice expedition, I hope they don't die at the end

Turns out all I needed in life was a penguin photo album

If my ghost situationship told me his name was Erik I'd dump on the spot but maybe that's just me

Men need to stop writing books I'm so serious this is terribly painful
Tf you mean the guy has the entire earth under his command and he's supposed to save the world and instead all he does is stalk a random girl that looks like his fictional crush and force her to hang out with him because no one can say no to his orders AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC

That's heartbreaking moment when you realise 13 pages in that the main character is, in fact, a man

Giggling at emperor penguins being called "queer people"

I would die for the Adélie penguins

You can immediately tell that this was written by a man because a girl gets shot 10 pages in and there are at least 5 different sentences that emphasise how beautiful she is while she dies violently

I'm going to finish this one purely out of spite because I want to give it a shitty rating

They haven't changed clothes in like 6 months and now they're TRADING UNDERWEAR

Of course there's a tall dark and handsome guy behind the fucking door

Close enough welcome back alicent hightower

This book has one of the coolest magic systems I've seen in a while
Also it's sooo addictive I read like 200 pages in one evening

Somehow it keeps getting worse which is really saying something because they had a mutiny and multiple gun incidents before even reaching their destination

So far this book has been incoherent math equations and the protagonist being pissed off about the fact that they put a tube in his ass, and now I'm confused about the 4.5 stars rating

This is really giving wattpad but instead of y/n being sold to one direction you're being sold to sexy vampires '

No one ever wanted a promotion more than fitzjames does, it's literally all he talks about when he's not making fun of his coworkers

Giggling shaking my feet every time harry goodsir is mentioned

Honestly it's a miracle that anyone came back alive from these expeditions

No matter how hard you fuck up, just know you'll never fuck up half as much as the guy who thought the clouds were mountains and who could've found the northwest passage wayyy before anyone else if he wasn't stupid af

I have been told this is even better than the priory so I am very excited

I love random historical cameos in books like yey Charles Dickens just showed up

Why is Hitler in my high fantasy book

Every single time I think this book can't get more confusing I get horrifyingly proven wrong

I need to stop reading books written by men omg why are we debating whether we should rape a zombie lady

Everyone in this book is sooo freaky (lovingly) why is there not one but TWO monsterfucking humans

"insane" isn't strong enough of a word to describe this

Everything in this book is black or white or grey 💀 please give us some colours I'm begging

"essentially, we ruined the word "freak" by freakshaming people"

A man is dead but Richard's main concern is figuring out which one of his friends is gay, 10/10 no notes