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Sarah is the best companion in the entire world I love her so much….

BENTON!!!!!!!!! How could I forget about my good friend Benton

I wish I never started this and just remained blissfully unaware and full of hate towards John Lennon. Fuck my fucking chungus life. Beatles divorce is too much for me

These Beatles are ASSHOLE what the hell paul get behind me

Just lived through the Beatles divorcing. Should I die?

So much of this would be solved if John and Paul just hooked up oh my god MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL IN 1960S!!!!

John and yoko are lowkey boss as fuck and Paul you are not a very intuitive friend but I have to remember they are men in the 60s. I wish they were in 2026 and woke and able to talk about having feelings

OK CHAPTER 21 IS CRAZY MCLENNON IS SO BACK!!!!!!

Hearing how the songs come together is crazy ok sorry if I ever said another band was better than the Beatles. Fuck my life I guess

Sorry my dislike for John is growing again

This isn’t even mclennon, it’s just paul being isolated from the Beatles as he thinks about death what the hell

Maybe don’t hate John anymore but I’m on the fence…..

Sorry Ringo for the times I’ve made fun of you, I understand now the stakes you were up against and how you were the best drummer… peace and love Ringo… peace and love. Also quite cool to listen to the songs mentioned after it’s described how revolutionary they were

John and Paul going on a two week trip to Paris where Paul kept taking photos of John, including one of him sleeping, and John said after that he loved how romantic Paris felt ok guys wrap it up

Guys it’s not what it looks like, I can explain

Ready to take 2000 billion years to read this. Thanks Obama

10:24

I don’t think I will be able to take any of this seriously if Matt Smith keeps trying to do Amy’s accent

Disk 2 track 13

bicarbonate… OF SODA!!!!!!!!!

Disk 1, track 8

I know the murderer must be someone else but the case against Harriet is cray like girl you are screwed. Bought arsenic TWICE and met up with him EACH TIME HE WAS ILL. How did she even survive the jury vote this time around, very much looking forward to seeing what new evidence emerges…