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didn't think dih piercings were popular in the 13th century but i'm pleasantly surprised

i want a cat so bad its physically bothering me

lets be a small critter with kafka

im such a fat fucking chud

someone stole no longer human from mr dickinsons classroom so i reaad crazy rich asians instead. turns out im not a slow reader the books i choose to read are just insanely dense.
i like my literature allegorical bruh

by now i probably would have killed somebody with a rock

he likes to yap and i respect that

Sentence that's a paragraph long my darling

This girl is the most nastiest skank bitch I've ever met.
(I don't really blame him he's kinda morally grey but just because you're chief bank clerc doesn't mean you're entitled to MAKE A SICK DYING MAN LOSE BUSINESS)

Never underestimate a girl that isn't physically able to not finish an assignment and an audiobook at 1.2x speed on a wednesday night

this entitled fucker

a little bit humbling realizing i can only read 10 pages in 15 minutes but i guess that's just my stupid baka life

forty onneeeeeeee

Kafka's translators really like to yap about everything and nothing huh