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good lil filler book between reads after being violently, emotionally assaulted by heated rivalry xoxoxox

the liberal use of quintessential aussie phrases, banter and wit (partnered with the aussie author narrating the aforementioned phrases, banter and wit) makes this “half-arsed history book” the greatest thing to enter my life to distract me from heated rivalry rn

HAHAHH okay yep THIS is what i needed rn while im still in the depths of this heated rivalry crash out LOL

okay yep this is precisely what i needed in the wake of this life altering HR hangover

okay update
i actually don’t think i can mentally and emotionally handle reading this rn
im kinda spiralling re: my past relationships, how ive been treated (or never been treated) and a mid life crisis has well and truly hit HAHAHAH
so i will comeback to this after ive read some basic nonfiction self help book as a buffer or something idk (i WILL COME BACK TO THIS THO!!!!!)

my tbr roster has well and truly gone out the window and i don’t care one little bit , i’m making this story my entire personality until further notice
(AND THIS IS WHY I FKN LOVE BEING A MOOD READER !!!!!!!!!! remove, pause or dnf books that don’t quite hit the right feels when you need them !!!!!!!!)

I HAVE TO WORK BUT I DONT WANT TO STOP OMG

NO HOLLANDER
STEP AWAY FROM THE MOVIE STAR RN
DONT U BE SILLY NOW

[in russian accent] let’s fucking go

putting this on pass for now bc my anxiety is wayyyyyyyy too high rn to add this to the mix 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

make this required reading world wild xoxox

“i consider police shootings, lynchings.”

i planned on reading a book between this and the death cure to have a bit of a breather… but i fear that’s not possible and i will be starting book 3 tonight

genuinely fucking terrifying to read [audiobook] today but andrew garfield and andrew scott’s voices really soften the blow tbh

“just as the mermaid princess lost her voice in exchange for legs, do middle age men lose their hiccups in exchange for backward ideas?
…mother’s rage put a stopper in fathers toddle and restored his hiccups”

this books is defs going to be a re re re re re re re read until further notice - i love !!

you know what, these were actually such good books (whether or not i go ahead and re-read the third one is still in the air though lol)

oh i’m sooooooo glad i read this again this after watching the movie!! i have many thoughts 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

in 2026 i will be reading ANYTHING toni morrison has written

it’s giving aussie Girlcrush and Yellowface with the essence of Green Dot (so i’m LOVING it)

ohhhh fuck yeah this is what i needed

okay this book is like a warm hug 😭😭😭😭 dare i say… i may one day collect all sophie kinsella books lol