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two weddings and a man hunt

Rating: 4/5

Good fic to start reading again after a little break. Very ‘the hangover’ inspired but that was the fun bit. Fast paced but not necessary rushed.
Giggled my ass of with this one.

Two weddings and a man hunt

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'Hermione opened the door to check what birds he was talking about. She shut the door again quickly and shook her head in shock. “Those are penguins.' ~ birds indeed

YES HERMIONE YOU FK SMART WITCH

“Hermione Jean Granger, will you marry me?” ~ now that’s what I’m talking about

“Of course I found you, love. I will always find you.” ~ now I didn’t need that reference to manacled but thanks 🥲

“I’m just willing to overlook a lot if there is food involved.” ~ exactly something I would say

I love a little sassy protective Narcissa moment

A Nott-Granger friendship huh? This is gonna be good

'My magic. It’s gone.' ~ NOOOOOOOOOO

“You killed my mother.”, “He killed McGonagall.” ~ guys this is not where we were heading

“Come on sweetheart, one more.” ~ now THATS what I’m talking about

Nevermind.

Okay so we go from kinda accepting his presence to fucking in the lab? Okay

How long is Voldemort’s Toy Poodle going to be here? ~ oh I’m gonna like this

'She broke off. His lips were pulling into a smile. Why was he smiling?“I love you, too,” he said.' ~ spectacular give me 14 of ‘em

Tonks asking Draco to be the godfather is a sign that the world is healing

She smiled and said, “I see you.” ~ who shot an arrow straight trough my heart?!

He leaned down and pressed his lips to hers. ~ YAAAAAAAAAAA

“She missed him.”, “She missed looking at him.” ~ ooooooh

“I’m sure,” Draco said. ~ oh girl dreaming about a bathroom scene?!

'She looked like October in that moment' ~ oh boyyyy you are gonna fall hard

“Hermione” ~ oh

Guys there is still someone else in that room please contain the horny-ness for the bedroom

“Not when you and I both know I want you in mine.” ~ well … Rome wasn’t built in one day

Never thought I would like a friendship between Voldemort and Hermione

'Well, Voldie - can I call you Voldie?” Hermione started. 
“No,” the man snarled.
“Well, Voldie, we have come–” 
~ now this is the sarcasm I’ve been looking for

“Marry me, for just one day." ~ who gave you permission to give me such heartbreak???

Waiting for her. ~ WAITING?! MY DUDE SHOULD BE THERE WITH HER ALREADY

"Good girl, bad decision." ~ AAAAHHHHHH FINALLYYYYYYYY

"Draco Malfoy." ~ you lying, two faced, manipulative, fucking retard