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Holy fucking shit what the actual fuck...

but the last time I tried to get him a wheelchair he threw his dentures at me. Took them right out of his mouth and hit me in the forehead with them.

LMAOOO I LOVE EDWIN HAHAHAH

I remember looking into your scared, tear-filled, honey-brown eyes the night we met and feeling an ache in my chest I had never felt before. I didn’t immediately realize it, but that ache was my soul latching on to yours, intertwining itself so deeply that no force on heaven or Earth could ever truly separate us again.

Can I kms? 😮‍💨

Why is the screen so blurry

I'm genuinely so confused rn are they the same person or not, this is so annoying

“Okay, um…sometimes I think about stealing the hazelnut creamer from the office because I can’t afford my own, but I’m always afraid that if I do, you’ll go bankrupt and it will be my fault, and I’d go to jail over coffee creamer.”

Fucking idiot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wait I fear I just understood the prologuewtf is happening in this book.
I feel like I'm solving a mystery

I'm pretty sure Christian isn't someone who I should be rooting for, but call me baby again please 😛😛😛

“Yes, I am,”
“And you are the object of my insanity.”

YEAAAAAAAAAA 😛😛😛😛😛

Both in 1989
Interestinggggggggg 🤔

“Who did this to you?”

YEAAAAAAAAAAA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE LINEEEEEEE

“You will rehire Ms. Young, immediately, with double pay and full employer-paid benefits.”

It's goving y/n and CEO but ykw you do you boo

“No! God, what is wrong with you? Neil Hayden being a dickhead isn’t grounds for murder.”

I think it's a perfectly appropriate reason actually 🤷‍♀️
(God I missed dark romance so much, every solution to every problem is MURDER)

Stop.
Just- Stop.
Wtf is WRONG with you people.
You know I'm going back to cutsie romance what am I even doing with this genre. 🙆‍♀️

Oh my god they are all horrible people. WHAT THE FUCK

OH MY GOD
WHATTTT IS HAPPENING RN
I'M SO DAMN ENTERTAINED

Good fucking bye.
WHAT THE FUCK

Tears are running down my face, what is HAPPENING

WHATTTTTT
WHATTTTTHELOOOOOO
EXCUSE MEEEEEEE
HELOOOOO
WHATTTT

I'm shaking in my boots rn, WHAT IS HAPPENING I'M SCARED

Or maybe luke is in the house...
FUCK I DON'T KNOW

Spoiler!! Just a prediction could be wrong though




Omg, PL's murderer is in the house with them perhaps?

I think freida just single-handedly got me out of that slump and I am eternally grateful to her.

Spoilers (just a prediction from me though I could be wrong)



HE KILLED HIS OWN PARENTS

EJ stands for Ethan Jamison. I'm so sure of it.
Oh my god I'm so smart 😛

“Isn’t she that shrink who got murdered?”

BABY NO ONE KNOWS SHE GOT MURDERED
HE DID IT
RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE 🚩🚩🚩
YOU CAN'T BE THIS COLOURBLIND

A gigantic portrait of a woman hanging over the mantle. He is staring up at it, a strangely dark look on his face

UUH-UH NOPE
BABE YOU MARRIED A SERIAL KILLER
GET OUT

Terrified
Is this a good time to say that I am scared of all horror movies and scary scenes where everything is dark.
I am shaking in my boots rn

Except for the one big secret he doesn’t know about yet.

Well Gee-whiz I sure hope that secret isn't gonna end the marriage 🙄
Also already suspicious of Ethan, he has done something terrible in his life. 🙂‍↕️

I get why it's called his valentine now 😭😭😭😭