‘I run down the specials, speaking slowly and enunciating each syllable as best as I can for the slower, stupider ones’
me, who just secured a waitressing role at a fine dining establishment with no prior fine dining experience whatsoever and zero clue of what majority of the ingredients used are or how they’re pronounced: “me! he’s talking about me!!”
— Oct 23, 2026 04:49AM
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