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The melodrama in this book is so annoying

All this bitch does is complain

My clients got me reading the wildest shit lmao

This might end up being my favorite book ever

“Idleweed” lol blaze it this book is so good already

Is Frieda the most consistently flawless storyteller of our time?

Trying hard to get through this in my quest to find a romantasy book that doesn’t have a pick-me main character or extremely cringe writing but it’s not looking good

Just listened to James Woods say “spickle-spackle”

Willem Dafoe narrating Stephen King is 100/10

Hewwo pwincess

Punching the air every 5 minutes 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

🤯🤯🤯

I have a sneaking suspicion the author is a wheel of time fan

Doing my best but this might be a DNF for me, partially due to the narrator

This may be my favorite FM book so far. At least the funniest.

Breastmilk fetishists rejoice

Oh my god there’s still an hour and 44 minutes left in this audio book somehow

Kinda really need this to be good but I am NOT feeling hopeful about it

Narrator says “bolth”

Catriona Ward loved the word russet as much as Stephanie Meyer

The most exciting part of this book so far is that they mentioned Rehoboth Beach twice

alan jackson mentioned

if allen carr’s methodologies have zero fans i am dead

HAT MAN MENTIONED

“doctor mc.hottie”

name dropping josh wine lmaooooo

i don’t want this book to end

“his light brown eyebrows scrunched together”

this started fun but lost its momentum fast and feels like it is slogging along and i don’t care what even happened at this point

man this is bad