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mmc1 holding up a stashed butt plug of mmc 2’s:

“are you trying to embarrass me to death?”
“more than the time i found you singing mariah’s ‘dreamlover’ in the shower? no irish, that was embarrassing. this is what’s called useful.”
“you love ‘dreamlover,’” he growled.
“not in baritone, i don’t.”

these two idiots 😂😂

“was it too impolite to kill myself on his porch? even if i did it neatly and quietly?”

“i really wasn’t in the mood when ethan drifted up the deck steps. i groaned. humiliation was never complete without an audience. it was like buying a two-piece chicken dinner without a biscuit. still edible, but why?”

i fear that this is my exact taste in humour 🤣🤣🤣 so many moments i’ve cackled so far

L-squared (lola and laura 🤭) - i’m diving in y’all!!!!

can these two just stop clapping cheeks for two seconds and have the book actually tell a story? 🤨🫩

my heart 😭😭 oh i just love them so much, my shaylas 😭

gym scene has me losing consciousness all over again. these two are a DISEASE 😩😩😩

oh, don’t worry if you saw me finishing this a couple days ago and i’m back to no good again. just my psychosis knocking, is all

need to pivot away from the contemporaries because no one is taking reesemonty rn lmao, so hopefully this mm historical fiction will do what needs to be done and help my slump 😭 prayers up!

“she’s confident in her body and my type to a t. it’s the bit of motivation i need to start my next set because, yeah, she’s my type. i lift heavy for a reason.”
BARKING LIKE A DOG RIGHT NOW ON MY LUNCH BREAK

i am finally FREEEEE after a nightmare work day and have GOT to start this right now, omg 😭 nothing will stop me - reese and monty, gimme gimme

my villain origin story is having to go into work this morning, knowing ‘in her own league’ is out in the world today and i could have worked from home with a salad dressing bottle on my keyboard while i read that 😭

“there are no other rooms”
“there’s only one” [bed]
like giving candy to a baby (me, i’m the baby) 🤭

THIS BETTER BE A FEINT ISTG!!! this y’all’s man????? I AM SICK OF HIM

please, the nuptials have me all giddy and cheesing and kicking my feet and giggling so bad - i’m so happy 🥹🥹 (that’s how i also know this feeling won’t last very long)

oh, mustang absolutely reading this traitor for filth!!! a thorough verbal decimation LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

so this is what a broken heart feels like 😭😭😭 oh gawwwwwwwwd save me 💔💔💔

they all trusted this mf except ME, because i knew since day 1 book 1 that he was not the kind of person you don’t watch your six for - LMAO OMGAHSSJSKSISKSSKDLDDJ

i’m choosing to believe pierce read my review of red rising just last night and quickly inserted the character list and glossary i wanted at the beginning of this book 🤪

my spidey senses are tingling, itching, dancing, firing all sorts of -ings 🤨

a woman will always be a tragic haunt, sacrificed to the narrative to start a revolution 💔

buddy reading with my bestie Lola ❤️❤️ big reputation so hope i love this!

weekend reset but i think imma soft dnf this - i’m just not in the mood anymore and don’t think that mood will come back soon, so i don’t want this languishing on my currently reading shelf. not ruling out picking it up again one day

i’m either going to regret this HARD or i’m gonna devour it, i have no idea which. mmf with 2 fallen angel boyfriends, professor x student in the mix, highly toxic romance apparently, sad girl vibes - let’s go 🤣

it’s the way i knew this would happen from a while back because this mf was playing on my intuition so bad!!!!

how hasn’t this shroud thing slipped off after everything this girl has been doing lmao

please, this gargoyle is a whole mood. i’ve grown quite fond of him the way i was with dobby in HP, so nothing better happen to him ☝🏾

if you see me reading two books involving knights at the same time…i have no idea what i’m doing either 😂

when you’re hehe haha-ing at your own reviews re-living the good times and find a spelling mistake 😩 it has to be changed IMMEDIATELY 😂

i’m legit stalling on finishing this because i never want it to end 😭
— (she says, as if she can’t just pick it up again for a round 4 some day - which WILL be happening, mind you)

“here’s the game, georgia. you say please, and i give you more.” i —
if you think i’m EVER recovering from alexei volkov *laughs maniacally*, it’s never happening