Megan Ayers > Recent Status Updates

I need Patrick Star’s VA to voice Mordecai on floor 8 when they do the live action

“A beautiful, dark-skinned woman in a flowing, yellow dress that appeared to be made of light…The name Oshun blazed over her head.”

Alexa, play Hold Up by Beyoncé

Also the fact that Donut did not immediately say “omg she’s like Beyoncé in that one music video” is a missed opportunity

Carl 🥺💔

They’re not going to say I love you until the most devastating moment huh?

Cassiannnnnnn 🥺🥺🥺

I should have taken the title of the book more seriously…I feel sick

Ok I need to read Nesta’s pov right now

So it begins

Renfield is giving Hannibal Lecter

Also this audio is incredible

When did she have the time to make these costumes? 😭

I’m so stressed

All hail Princess Donut loml

It’s giving Aelin and the Lord of the North

Ok Golem

Mongo has come so far in his training 🥹

BYE I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED 😭

Carl…the man you are🤭

Omg Carl is jealous 🤭🤭🤭
I’m kicking my feet rn

Carl’s beef with Keith is sending me

I really do not like Samantha. Like please write her out of the story.

Signet is giving Aelin Ashryver Galathynius

And they say smut is only written for women.

Never in my life did I think I’d read a graphic dinosaur sex scene but here we are. 😐

Stop dismissing female-written sex scenes as nothing but smut when shit like this exists and was written by a man.

Mordecai looks like Mort from Madagascar on this floor you can’t change my mind

Oooh Katia is getting interestinggg

Garrriiiccckkk 🤭🤭

Xaden…no…😐

Wait Dain talking about how much he loves and respects his dad makes me hurt for him 🙁(iykyk)

Hmmm…Baran and Barren are really similar...

Just saw that Liam’s threshing story is right before Sloane’s 🥲

I think this is going to backfire…