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I love unhinged Carl

Gross

“zipped about the room, clicking and beeping angrily, cleaning juice stains.”

The cleaner robot is literally Mo from Wall-e.

If I have to read “Quetzalcoatlus” one more time…

“We kissed each other, two heretics tasting worship.”

Ugh this book 😩

“‘For what is the end of the world, really, if not a total disrespect for life? A single loss may be nothing to you or me, but to the hungry or small or childlike, it may cost everything.’”

I’m a mess rn. Rachel is getting my therapy bill.

Starting to think this song is important
(it most definitely is)

Sybil and the gargoyle 😭
I love them so much 🥹

Roderick Myndacious - the king of yearners 😩

Ohhhh the boy king is on my shit list

Noooooo. No. No. No. No.

I do not accept this plot choice.

Ok first off, this dedication 😭:
“To those who look upon the world and feel despair. I promise there is hope to find, yet. Love to spend, yet. There just has to be.”

Taking a little pause from DCC to read this one. I am so excited to read this one, Bartholomew. 🦇

Carl…that was hot 🤭

“It was Donut astride Mongo, galloping full-tilt toward us.”

My girl didn’t think - just ran to him
😭😭😭😭

Wow. Shook.

Carl going into protective dad mode 🤭

Wowww that was intense

That was insane

I knew it 😔💔

Lucia Mar can be played by Roselia

My name is Crawler # 4,122 and I will not be afraid.

Carl you dick

Carl wth

Kristen Bell needs to play Zev pleeasse

Omg that is foulllll 🤢

A moonshine pyramid scheme is not something I would have ever imagined

Goddamnit Donut you got him to make a catchphrase

Awww stopppp 😭😭

The item inventories look like the Minecraft inventories you can’t change my mind