Jessica Bone > Recent Status Updates

I’m irritated and tempted to DNF because ~silly me~ didn’t know this was for sure a Goldilocks and the Three Bears retelling which doesn’t necessarily bother me too much but the fact that they keep calling her Goldilocks is enough to think about it. If I didn’t have a feeling that the smut is about to be 10/10 I’d be out. But I’m here for the smut now

The fact that I just happened to be snacking on Girl Scout Cookies while reading chapter 18 is really quite something.

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These books are good but if I have to read “the she is” again I think I might throw up