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You physically cannot walk from Squirrel Hill to shady side. You WILL get trampled by cars.

He seems like a very nice and enthusiastic teacher. *two seconds later* hE hAD WEeD iN hIs SoUp????? Bro casually teaching while he is high, I take back what I said about him being cool. For the record this is a very inaccurate book about Pittsburgh and american schools.

CMU??? Carnegie Mellon University???? WHERE MY DAD WORKED AT??? I also went to the preschool they had there for the faculty kids.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS MENTIONED

SHADYSIDE ACADAMY?????? I got into that school(boarding school is waaaay too expensive 🥲)!!!! Some of my friends go to that school. This book is too specific. Also if they mention Fox chaple or something we are officially being stalked.

SQUIRREL HILL??????? Thats literally where my house was tf. This book is getting a bit too specific.

Just started this book randomly and its set in Pittsburgh PA????? My hometown?????? Coincidence? Probably. Did this make me like the book immediately? Yes.

I know this ain't a romance book but Joshua (aka guard #2) is perfect. Also the lord is I guess

Who knew Bob the sourdough starter could eat people. I knew. It scares me

I fear no man. But Bob the sourdough starter scares me.

“I think I imagined Italy would be warm, but the February chill is nearly as sharp here as back home”
Tell me you are american without telling me you are american. GIRL ITS FEBUARY OFC ITS COLD ur in the same hemisphere use your brain.

Valid crashout

They really be pulling these chess strategies out of their butts

Tanil4evr

Gabriel Garcia Marquez mentioned. Also if you see me giggling and kicking my feet this is what Im reading

Honstly Oz is my role model. That dude is amazing

Turkish person mentioned!!!!!! She is now my favorite character. We <3 Defne Bübikoğlu (thats a wierd last name but you go girl)

We gotta respect the hustle. Septimus really locked in. Also I dont want to spoil it BUT THAT SON OF A Bword really needs to get that stick out of his ass and realize that he is a horrible person. Betrayal isnt nice without the right reasons.

I was right

Septimus isnt that bad. Dude just wants to save his people from inevitable death. I say he can betray whoever the fridge he wants.

İf its not his bestie thats betraying him ıdk who is. Its definitly not vale. That dude is chill

I dont like that they are misusing "your Highness" thats for princes and stuff not kings. Get it right

Reading the glossary rn and its lwky a spoiler for the next book

Honestly I was not expecting that

Im not crying, you are

Yep I was right

Im predicting Vincent betrays her and the human grandma/friend gets killed and haunts the mc for at least the first half of the book

Dude just get over it

Yay we have matching ankle injuries