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here we go helena

Wren, whose beauty Straun rhapsodizes over.

Oak hates Straun.

not gonna lie this book would have been funnier if they were all trees

If I look at him too long, I want to take a bite out of him.


um i fear that is not normal

And then he shoved me through the gate.

you stoopid twat

“Why don’t I just kill them all as they come in?” Orion said, without the slightest doubt in his ability to kill a billion mals.

“Shut up, Lake,” I said, having many doubts about his ability to kill a billion mals.
they literally share 1/2 of a brain cell

The one thing I wasn’t, at all, was jealous.


sureeeeeeeee

live laugh love cardan

Is it like being doubled or more like being divided in half?”

man ur in a YA book stop being so philosophical and get to the classic bullying

In Faerie, there are no fish sticks, no ketchup, no television.

noooooo how tragic

only on page 1 and we're alr eating paper

I ate the scrap with Orion’s name on it myself and handed the rest out at once.

and keep far away from Orion Lake.


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We needn’t quibble about numbers,” I said, loftily.

mood

READER, I RAN the fuck away.


nice 4th wall break

‘All shall love me and despair,’ ” I said. She was eyeing me very dubiously. “Galadriel? In Lord of the Rings?”

NO WAY I KNEW THIS WAS COMING FROM THE BEGINNING

Um,” he said. “I’m thinking.

me too man me too

I’ve been growing increasingly beautiful in a tall and alarming way,

we love a self aware queen

Crime and punishment. Dostoievski.

NO WAY HE QUOTED THE ONE AND ONLY

That is what I was—a toad

real. (me too man)

I felt pity for Tsuneko; for the first time in my life I was conscious of a positive (if feeble) movement of love in my heart. I vomited. I passed out.

first time man does something good he vomits and passes out. crazy.

holding back a shriek of terror

this guy is always holding back a shriek of terror. Man is just terrified

Being a sickly child, I often missed school for a month or two or even a whole school year at a stretch. Nevertheless, when I returned to school, still convalescent and in a rickshaw, and took the examinations at the end of the year, I was always first in my class, thanks to my “brains.”

peak ragebait

I am not married, Caesar.

um.. didn't ur wife just die?

Stands he, or sits he?
Or does he walk? Or is he on his horse?
O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony!

no bc she is delusional

See where he is, who’s with him, what he does.
I did not send you. If you find him sad,
Say I am dancing; if in mirth, report
That I am sudden sick. Quick, and return.

Cleopatra was the og Queen of Plotting

here we go helena

"Indeed, as a thirteen-year-old boy, I was preoccupied with the problem of
the origin of evil"

no.

"'Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space
blob.” He points to the breeder tanks. “Check tanks!"'

Rocky actually an icon what

"Yes. No ask again. Sorry.”
Can’t blame him, I guess. Being on fire sucks

yea i guess almost dying sucks but whatever .... i guess

Yes,” he says a little sharply. “Always Earth units. You are
bad at math, so always Earth units.

cold

I’m using “lucky” loosely here. I’m on a suicide mission. So…
yeah

real (I end my sentences the same way)