Chad Plummer > Recent Status Updates

Galen a ho. Still can’t get over the fact that Fitz technically doesn’t have a name, like you’d think someone would name him permanently

“It was an impressive display of good food abused in the name of fashionable cooking”

fixed the quote

“It was an impressive display of good for accused in the name of fashionable cooking”

Describes every high end restaurant I’ve been to frfr

Why do I feel like Fitz is gonna be cool af

Your name is Fitz, meaning “son of.” The disrespect.

I lost count of the number of sex scenes in this ngl

Bit of a pet peeve, but when characters are like “oh I use daggers to be fast because swords are sO hEaVy” it’s really annoying. Like, the average long sword is AT MOST 4 lbs. Them bitches are shockingly light. Maybe say something about tight corridors, or specific techniques that use daggers (not throwing them though Jfc that’s corny); the weight is definitely not a problem

After reading 4 books written in the 1800s, I’m gonna switch over to something that would’ve sent those old Brits in a tizzy

See when H.G. Wells has ONE protagonist its actually interesting

I just learned Brits used to say “ejaculating” for saying something quickly and suddenly. Incredible.

My son better not learn to speak like a 19th century Englishman after listening to me read this aloud

You’re supposed to read out loud to your newborn for their language development. It’s the only thing getting me through this slog

Tbh Cheap sucks so far

I genuinely had no idea scurvy was that awful, good god

Everything here screams they should’ve seen it coming

Book: “His father went out to get milk…”

Me: ahh, and he never came back.

Book: “And then he fucking dropped dead.”

Me: Oh…