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Every time I think, “Fitz has had a rough time, glad things have mellowed out for him,” I get interrupted with Fitz getting back into a bad time

This is one of those series where each book makes the prior two better in hindsight due to all the world building

That shit was cold, Fitz. Keep it up

I like this one a lot so far

It’s like 2 books build up to give you a gut punch right in the beginning. Good shit

Ngl I’d wanna be dead too

How tf did I not see what was going on with Shrewd. Like am I stupid or something?

I forgot how much I hate Regal. He a ho

Everything is bad. :)

That’s awkward af

The axe on the cover makes a lot more sense

Just to elaborate on the wolf thing:

Ketricken: “was there just a wolf over there?”
Fitz: “nah, that was just a dog. A mutt. Probably digs through trash. Probably stinks.”
Wolf, in Fitz’s mind: “Fitz, my brother, there is no trash here. Please give me that donkey”
Fitz, in wolf’s mind: “stfu, trash dog”

Fitz, that wolf just wants to be friends, damn it. Give it the mf’in donkey

Galen a ho. Still can’t get over the fact that Fitz technically doesn’t have a name, like you’d think someone would name him permanently

“It was an impressive display of good food abused in the name of fashionable cooking”

fixed the quote

“It was an impressive display of good for accused in the name of fashionable cooking”

Describes every high end restaurant I’ve been to frfr

Why do I feel like Fitz is gonna be cool af

Your name is Fitz, meaning “son of.” The disrespect.

I lost count of the number of sex scenes in this ngl