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I have only a vague understanding of what is going on but I am having a great time

what if I take the coward's way out and don't read the third act

well I am in agony! (complimentary)

John of Gaunt, what are you doing here???


(we're so back)

Hapless - 1
Feckless - 1

2% in and we already have our first "hapless"

it went back to the library which is fine because although very well written and researched, this was a giant bummer

Guys Brunelleschi was kind of an asshole

"... after all, the things that happen between lovers are lost to the work of history anyway. But I wrote it down because I need you to bear witness to it. He was here, by and with and in my body. He lives in me like trauma does. If you ever fall in love, you'll be a person who was in love for the rest of your life."

help.

"jesus, do you expect applause?"

I am screaming

help

"good god, Gregory, how does anyone accomplish anything"

They could never make me hate you, Thomas Cromwell.

My name was almost Elliot and I'm also obnoxious and obsessed with mermaids.

WWI is bad for me.

I am genuinely going to be so sad when this is over.

Probably should have reread the first one before starting because the recap felt like 98% brand new information but uh whatever lfg

I just screamed "NO" super loud because a beetle crawled in a man's ear and the story got worse from there.

The narrator does accents and that might kill me.

help I don't like the MMC at all

This is genuinely the most stressed out I can remember being while reading.

I am freaking out.

Actual footage of me listening to this book: 😬

Haley feels like crying I guess.