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Once again, I enjoyed the conflict of keeping a relationship secret due to heteronormative culture rather than having it be outright smut with predictable dialogue

Scott freaking out that he and Kip were photographed in public 🥲 I wish they could act just like any other couple

I feel like the book itself is nothing more than the two getting each other off whenever they see each other. I want to get to know the more intricate parts of them. Honestly, I enjoyed reading about how difficult it is to pursue a same-sex relationship given the NHL barrier. Reading about two guys jizzing every few sentences only does so much for the story 😅

So sounds like they have officially declared that everyone should follow the codes. Super interested to see how everything plays out. They’re already pretty upset with them as it stands, so maybe you can change.

The glyph just randomly showing up in Dalinar’s room saying “62 days. Then death follows” ??? Creepy. But hey, I guess that means we’ll be seeing some action here soon. I’d be nervous as heck with so little time to get things running that quickly

They barely know each other and they’ve already made each other finish twice and made plans for Valentine’s 😵 Is u-Hauling common in male gay relationships like it is with lesbians?

Book 2 and we’re starting with a flashback to Jasnah’s POV during the assassination of her father. Oh snap

All right, let’s see what all the hype is about. So far, we have a barista who is absolutely head over heels for this hockey player. Usually, I would say he is delusional, except for the fact the hockey player has given this guy tickets to his game. That’s a pretty big deal considering at how famous the guy seems to be in this universe

End of Ch 72: Jasnah being able to Soulcast without the use of a fabriel = she created a fake to distract people from knowing the truth of her ability to use powers without any items. Woah

Also?? The people actually enslaved the Voidbringers?! Huh 😭 And they’re the Parshendi? Is that why they’re always fighting? Guys wtf

Pg. 1210/end of Ch 69

I’m sorry, WHAT?! King Tarovangian isn’t as dull as people made him out to be? He was Szeth’s secret master who had him killing people on the list? And to keep others from suspecting him in case he was captured, he put his own name on the list and banked on the assassin following orders? Son 😭 Oh and he wants Szeth to kill Dalinar before he can unite the kingdoms 🥀

1203… “your mother and I are now courting. You’ll want to start growing accustomed to that”

Dalinar just walked into his newphew’s room, beat the crap out of him to show that he could’ve killed him at any time and chose not to (proving he’s not the one trying to kill him), and proceeded to say “I’m gonna bang your mom, so get used to calling me daddy.” Wild 😭

Dalinar casually trading the Shardblade so that he can fulfill his promise is honestly insane work. I thou got he had summoned the blade to kill Sadeas for refusing them freedom and betraying Dalinar, but he genuinely believes it to be a good bargain to trade the blade for the men. Wow

“But the taste of her—the smell of her, the warmth of her pressed against him—was too sweet. Like a blossoming perfume, it washed away his guilt. For a moment, that touch banished everything” -pg. 1076

“He had rarely seen her so sincere. And so he kissed her… it lasted long. Too long. Wonderfully long. His mind screamed at him, like a prisoner chained in a cell and forced to watch something horrible hit a part of him had wanted this for decades—decades spent watching his brother court, marry, and then hold the only woman that the young Dalknar had ever wanted” - pg 1076*

Holy writing

Pg 1066/ the end of Ch 60* I’m glad that Dalinar had the idea of asking Navani to scribe his visions. Now they have proof that what he’s experiencing isn’t nonsense. It’s so cool that he got to interact with the old king, the man who wrote “The Way of Kings” text

Note: I got a different version than the one here on GoodReads. It's showing that there are 1007 pages despite mine having over 1200. I'm just going to make a note with the pg number, so it'll look super confusing

Sadeas saying he wanted to prove that Dalinar was innocent :')) Makes me happy. I wonder if his visions have some way of helping him in the future bc things seem super vague rn. They also seem a bit repetitive but I'm hoping there's a greater meaning behind everyitng going forward

So not only did Kal kill a Shardbearer and turn it down, but Amaram killed off what remained of Kal’s old squad and claimed the Shards for himself. To add insult to injury, Amaram branded Kaladin with the slave brand. His elusive answer to why he killed someone makes sense now. Nobody would believe him

My goat Kaladin killed a Shardbearer and chose not to take the blade that was rightfully his? He instead gave it to his men? Because he felt guilty? Woah

Why is a Shardbearer on the battlefield? 😭 They said themselves that there’s no way one would be in a minor battle like this. He’s killing all of Kal’s friends 🥲

Kaladin tries to pull a “I volunteer as tribute” when Roshone handpicks Tien for conscription in the war. Legally not allowed, so he decides to join alongside his brother 🥲 The puzzle pieces are starting to fit together as to how Tien passed away. My Shayla 🥀

Shallan ending up loving her time studying under Jasnah but then going through with the Soulcaster switch bc the latter killed the men that were seconds away from assaulting them in a dark alleyway… “This is philosophy in action” is certainly a phrase before traumatizing your understudy lol

Kal being subjected to a high storm and surviving?? Sounds like he has some magical healing properties derived from Stormlight

Currently, there’s a flashback to Kal’s earlier days where his brother is still alive. I wonder how he passed and if there’s someone responsible, if our boy will go and seek vengeance against him

There’s also this rumor among the boys that going to war opens the possibility of earning a Shardblade, which supposedly makes people lighteyed, but there’s no recorded instance. Propaganda for war, maybe?

I love Wit. He’s like a jester that just goes around rage baiting people 😂

Tyler getting the CUCK CHAIR TREATMENT?? 😭 Stella demands him to sit and turn away while she and AJ get intimate? Valid punishment for the way he acts up on days after therapy, but wow

“Are you sorry?” is psychological warfare. Girly doesn’t play

Tyler having gone full-blown sub has truly been a rollercoaster of emotions. Dude went from denying it from saying “I want to be dominated within an inch of my life and then get forehead kisses before being called a good boy.” Wow

[At a cemetery] “Mom, this is Stella.” Dude, I didn’t know dark romance could punch you in the gut like this 🥲

“I still hear her gasps in my nightmares.” Tyler, my Shayla 😭😭😭

“Recovery is going so well because you’re being dicked back to health?” 😭

“I’m not asking if you’re gonna marry him. I’m asking if you’re gonna bounce on it again” 💀