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In the politest way possible, are they gonna bang her yet

Oh my heart 🥹 these kids are so cute

'What in the fuckity fuck fucker is wrong with you?'
This will now be my go to for idiots

'Zeus was simply better than everyone ever'
Absolutely

I love Nyx

Definitely pleased that book 3 features dragons unlike book 2 😂

This is terrible😂

I'm still reading it, not because its good, because it is laughable and I wanna see what weird shit happens

Jesus im bored

Kind of reads like a basic boring romance novel so far

The reviews are not making me excited
Book club this is for you

What. The. Fuck.

'I found her beauty astonishing'
He says whilst buying flowers for his girlfriend because his girlfriend got upset about his wife 😂

'Hate my wife, hate my child, hate my home'
Lol fair

Jesus Leilani is a walking damsel in distress
Sigh the sky is blue
Blayze you must save me and carry me away
Shut up

Theres too much going on for this to make sense. 2 pages, but apparently multiple nights have passed with secret plans made? Yet I can't seem to find where the nights passed?

Blayze is TOO stereotypical snarky book boy.
Leilani just annoys me.
Astrophel has potential.

Of course shes a lost princess
Why wouldn't she be

My heads pronouncing every name as 'hcsjfb'

Do I have a scooby doo what this book is about?
No

*man flirts with woman
*man tells woman she is like a child
*man is shocked when woman now mad

As usual
No idea whats going on

'The logic in our minds had always been at odds with the logic of life itself'
I quite like that

Is this exactly the same as White Nights by Dostoevsky

Oh thats definitely stalking, that my dear is illegal 🤣

Oh the yearning 🥹

I just wanna know is the main character male or female and what is their name 🙃