Brandon Boucher > Recent Status Updates

“Are you wounded, master Yoda?”
“Just my pride.”
SHUT THE FUCK UP

“Anakin doesn’t talk to me anymore” R2D2 IS DEPRESSED

WHHHYYYYY WHHHHYYYY NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

I got a bad feeling something bad is about to happen

Anakin just learnt the tragedy of Darth Plagues The Wise. He might be getting closer to saving Padmé

The council wants Anakin to spy on the chancellor… I’m sure it’ll be fine tho

The council is saying that Palpatine might not be able to be trusted, but idk sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.

Holy shit! Padmé is pregnant! Nothing wrong can come from this.

Holy shit Count Dooku is already dead. The war might be coming to an end soon!!

Book is already a top contender for the best book I’ve ever read

Idk what it is, but this one is really tough to get invested into. It’s not canon anymore, and it’s supposed to be one of the best Star Wars books, but it’s tough.

Holy shit Anakin just slaughtered a bunch of Tusken Raiders in a very gruesome and violent way

Shit is getting crazy

Anakin’s gone to find his mom. I’m sure she’s fine.

A clone army for the republic?!?! I’m sure nothing wrong will happen with this

Anakin lost every bit of rizz he had in Phantom Menace

Holy shit Padmé was the Queen all along

Apparently Anakin is the chosen one to bring balance to the force

Anakin has been freed. He’s gonna be trained to be a Jedi. Can’t wait to see how that turns out