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So glad the engineers that built Eilis’ boat had half a brain, because if that thing went down like the titanic - I’d be throwing punches like a drunken Irishman leaving the pub.

Finished Book II. Wow. Little slower than book one, but still very good. So far Book III has been unreal and I GUESS I have to go to bed, but I could easily finish this before sunrise. Fran? Still my goat. Harold? Chud. Dayna? The definition of a badass woman. So glad Kojak is joining the fellas to their journey out west. Also, Lloyd is an absolute horn-dog… woof.

Harold is nuts, Fran? Still my goat. I keep picturing Leo/Joe as Atreus or something. I see Tom as Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men. Gotta read that again - good read (pun intended).

Kojak is such a good dog. Nadine is CRAZY (don’t blame Larry) and Lucy is equally crazy. Fran is still my goat, and Harold is back on my hate list.

If you can’t afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can’t afford the zoo, go see a politician.

Probably the first person in history to read a few hundred pages of this book during an Ella Langley/Eric Church concert.

So good, multiple new characters that I can follow the storyline to (unlike the regulators). Wait until Larry finds out Harold is a fat awkward antisocial 15 year old rather than a 32 year old good looking farmer, haha.

Finished Book 1, very good, sad, funny (at times). Right now I might clock Harold but I remembered he’s a chud.

I gotta know what Fran looks like after all these guys keep falling for her, I mean what’s the big deal? (I would definitely fall for her). #hashtag

This one’s wild, almost like Life As We Knew It, but 100 times worse and graphic…

I’m tired. Thankfully it’s almost Friday, few

Ironic that everyone’s dying in this book. Haha. Why couldn’t I read peppa pig goes to the library, or Marianne being in Italy doing something dumb.

Started this book a year ago, needed something to read before I go back to the library. It’s over 1,100 pages so hopefully I can get it done soon.

Yall worried about losing power and your phone dying. I got my arsenal of books, we good. #ChardonnayAndChapters #ReadingIsMyCardio #TargetWineBookRepeat

Just had clam chowder, wish me luck.

Weird to think 2020 was six years ago now, and Lester Holt was, idk Lester Holting? I’m tired and I can’t think of a joke - my whole body is sore #SkisonsGreetings

I have no time to read, everything’s happening at once, and I haven’t eaten dinner in 3 days. #FordF150OwnersShareStories

Holly returning to the king-averse was like Mark Wahlberg returning to the force and Will Ferrell getting his Gat back in The Other Guys - electric return. THEN Holly said (page 319) “blah blah blah OUTSIDER” she said the thing, the title, of the book, in the book. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. It’s almost like it may be related to the title of the book, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

This book is wild.

Why do I have to come home so late and wake up so early? I’m on the edge of my seat, this is WILD. I need more time to read.

This one’s a page turner, wow.

The boys are in Berlin, and they just beat the British in the preliminary round #englandsucks

I still hate Thula, poor Joe (pun intended) and wish I could’ve gotten a job hanging off the side of a cliff with a jackhammer building the Hoover dam.

“Why do people need to know my thoughts” Zappits are like PS Vitas in my mind. I’m definitely getting brainwashed if there’s LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Universe in Peril on one of those jawns.

I wanna sock (pun intended) Brady in the forehead.

This is giving the same feel to Mr. Mercedes (idk maybe because it’s all the same characters) quick pacing, no slow build.

Back on my learning grind

Joes early childhood was WILD. His stepmom didn’t like his vibe so she kicked him out for a bag of pucks. Working at the mine/farm/school/kitchen/public works though… CBTM.

There’s no way the vegetable is coming back into the series.

Hodges coming back was like Keenan Thompson making an appearance in iCarly x Victorious.

Apparently you don’t even need to drop the soap in prison for it to happen…