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Got time to read now

My neighbor just got a puppy which means apparently I have to hear the puppy bark at night as well

So far no monkeys

Every chapter ends with a cliffhanger (pun intended, read the book). Lenora was freaky. #ProximityRelationship

Ricky? From trailer park boys?

I gotta get out to Maine

Kya is the equivalent of uh, um, idk, equivalent to, uh, a badass?

It’s late I’m tired. I already know this book is gonna end terribly (in a sad way)

Freddy Douglass feat. Nantucket??

Francis Dahl is a funny comic.

Pirates? Ned Low was insane…

Marianne can’t catch a break. I really want strawberry’s now, and wine. Where’s the cream?

Talk about a situationship, WOOF. Make up your minds people.

I’m wearing my Star-Spangled pants if I ever run the London marathon.

We could use a George Dubs right about now

I will never cross a woman with big earrings again.

I love finding typos in published books. “Let me know when if you remember what type of cat it was.” A cat? With four wheels? Maybe it was car and I’m just tired. #Hashtag

Holly needs to quit smoking, bad habit.

The cover of this book glows??? That was a wild surprise.