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John Dwyer is on page 80 of 262 of Brooklyn (Eilis Lacey, #1)
So glad the engineers that built Eilis’ boat had half a brain, because if that thing went down like the titanic - I’d be throwing punches like a drunken Irishman leaving the pub.
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Brooklyn (Eilis Lacey, #1)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 958 of 1152 of The Stand
Finished Book II. Wow. Little slower than book one, but still very good. So far Book III has been unreal and I GUESS I have to go to bed, but I could easily finish this before sunrise. Fran? Still my goat. Harold? Chud. Dayna? The definition of a badass woman. So glad Kojak is joining the fellas to their journey out west. Also, Lloyd is an absolute horn-dog… woof.
Feb 23, 2026 10:09PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 870 of 1152 of The Stand
Harold is nuts, Fran? Still my goat. I keep picturing Leo/Joe as Atreus or something. I see Tom as Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men. Gotta read that again - good read (pun intended).
Feb 23, 2026 11:55AM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 772 of 1152 of The Stand
Kojak is such a good dog. Nadine is CRAZY (don’t blame Larry) and Lucy is equally crazy. Fran is still my goat, and Harold is back on my hate list.
Feb 18, 2026 08:38PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 684 of 1152 of The Stand
If you can’t afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can’t afford the zoo, go see a politician.
Feb 17, 2026 09:21PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 640 of 1152 of The Stand
Probably the first person in history to read a few hundred pages of this book during an Ella Langley/Eric Church concert.
Feb 13, 2026 08:49PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 466 of 1152 of The Stand
So good, multiple new characters that I can follow the storyline to (unlike the regulators). Wait until Larry finds out Harold is a fat awkward antisocial 15 year old rather than a 32 year old good looking farmer, haha.
Feb 03, 2026 08:49PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 388 of 1152 of The Stand
Finished Book 1, very good, sad, funny (at times). Right now I might clock Harold but I remembered he’s a chud.

I gotta know what Fran looks like after all these guys keep falling for her, I mean what’s the big deal? (I would definitely fall for her). #hashtag
Feb 02, 2026 09:01PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer is on page 302 of 1152 of The Stand
Jan 31, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer is on page 242 of 1152 of The Stand
This one’s wild, almost like Life As We Knew It, but 100 times worse and graphic…

I’m tired. Thankfully it’s almost Friday, few
Jan 28, 2026 08:53PM 1 comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 155 of 1152 of The Stand
Ironic that everyone’s dying in this book. Haha. Why couldn’t I read peppa pig goes to the library, or Marianne being in Italy doing something dumb.
Jan 26, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 79 of 1152 of The Stand
Started this book a year ago, needed something to read before I go back to the library. It’s over 1,100 pages so hopefully I can get it done soon.
Jan 25, 2026 11:18PM Add a comment
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John Dwyer added a status update
Yall worried about losing power and your phone dying. I got my arsenal of books, we good. #ChardonnayAndChapters #ReadingIsMyCardio #TargetWineBookRepeat
Jan 25, 2026 02:34PM Add a comment

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 361 of 438 of If It Bleeds (Holly Gibney #2)
Just had clam chowder, wish me luck.
Jan 24, 2026 09:04PM Add a comment
If It Bleeds (Holly Gibney #2)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 177 of 438 of If It Bleeds (Holly Gibney #2)
Weird to think 2020 was six years ago now, and Lester Holt was, idk Lester Holting? I’m tired and I can’t think of a joke - my whole body is sore #SkisonsGreetings
Jan 20, 2026 09:04PM Add a comment
If It Bleeds (Holly Gibney #2)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 504 of 561 of The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)
I have no time to read, everything’s happening at once, and I haven’t eaten dinner in 3 days. #FordF150OwnersShareStories
Jan 15, 2026 09:45PM Add a comment
The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 355 of 561 of The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)
Holly returning to the king-averse was like Mark Wahlberg returning to the force and Will Ferrell getting his Gat back in The Other Guys - electric return. THEN Holly said (page 319) “blah blah blah OUTSIDER” she said the thing, the title, of the book, in the book. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. It’s almost like it may be related to the title of the book, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Jan 12, 2026 09:57PM Add a comment
The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 266 of 561 of The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)
This book is wild.
Jan 11, 2026 09:20PM Add a comment
The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 99 of 561 of The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)
Why do I have to come home so late and wake up so early? I’m on the edge of my seat, this is WILD. I need more time to read.
Jan 06, 2026 10:28PM Add a comment
The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)

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John Dwyer is on page 46 of 561 of The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)
This one’s a page turner, wow.
Jan 05, 2026 10:04PM Add a comment
The Outsider (Holly Gibney #1)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is 87% done with The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics
The boys are in Berlin, and they just beat the British in the preliminary round #englandsucks
Jan 04, 2026 09:33PM Add a comment
The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

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John Dwyer is 57% done with The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics
I still hate Thula, poor Joe (pun intended) and wish I could’ve gotten a job hanging off the side of a cliff with a jackhammer building the Hoover dam.
Jan 03, 2026 09:32PM Add a comment
The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 331 of 432 of End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)
“Why do people need to know my thoughts” Zappits are like PS Vitas in my mind. I’m definitely getting brainwashed if there’s LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Universe in Peril on one of those jawns.
Jan 02, 2026 09:40PM Add a comment
End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 244 of 432 of End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)
I wanna sock (pun intended) Brady in the forehead.
Dec 25, 2025 08:40PM Add a comment
End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 164 of 432 of End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)
This is giving the same feel to Mr. Mercedes (idk maybe because it’s all the same characters) quick pacing, no slow build.
Dec 17, 2025 09:10PM Add a comment
End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 64 of 432 of End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)
Back on my learning grind
Dec 15, 2025 08:37PM Add a comment
End of Watch (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #3)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is 32% done with The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics
Joes early childhood was WILD. His stepmom didn’t like his vibe so she kicked him out for a bag of pucks. Working at the mine/farm/school/kitchen/public works though… CBTM.
Dec 03, 2025 05:56PM Add a comment
The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 288 of 434 of Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)
There’s no way the vegetable is coming back into the series.
Nov 24, 2025 09:10PM Add a comment
Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)

John Dwyer
John Dwyer is on page 200 of 434 of Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)
Hodges coming back was like Keenan Thompson making an appearance in iCarly x Victorious.
Nov 20, 2025 10:21PM Add a comment
Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)

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John Dwyer is on page 132 of 434 of Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)
Apparently you don’t even need to drop the soap in prison for it to happen…
Nov 19, 2025 09:50PM Add a comment
Finders Keepers (Bill Hodges Trilogy, #2)

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