John Dwyer > Recent Status Updates

I still hate Thula, poor Joe (pun intended) and wish I could’ve gotten a job hanging off the side of a cliff with a jackhammer building the Hoover dam.

“Why do people need to know my thoughts” Zappits are like PS Vitas in my mind. I’m definitely getting brainwashed if there’s LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Universe in Peril on one of those jawns.

I wanna sock (pun intended) Brady in the forehead.

This is giving the same feel to Mr. Mercedes (idk maybe because it’s all the same characters) quick pacing, no slow build.

Back on my learning grind

Joes early childhood was WILD. His stepmom didn’t like his vibe so she kicked him out for a bag of pucks. Working at the mine/farm/school/kitchen/public works though… CBTM.

There’s no way the vegetable is coming back into the series.

Hodges coming back was like Keenan Thompson making an appearance in iCarly x Victorious.

Apparently you don’t even need to drop the soap in prison for it to happen…

Stopped at this page for personal reasons

That’s what you GET for trying to kill the innocent DOG.

🐛 Good Food.