Sloane Baxter > Recent Status Updates

why is the middle child always character development give me beth back????????????????????????

take it back about the horses omg.

would absolutely try Kats’ horse meat.

anodos is a little bit of a skank?????????? who is this marble lady and where has the tree gone HELLO?!

i too hope to enter my cougar era on page 8 of my life.

if I had half the brain Lewis did, I would be (conservatively) 38,902% more insufferable than my current state.

I think all Heathcliff really needed was maybe like two listens of the album Ceremonials by Florence and the Machine and then might have stopped beating children and exhuming bodies.

is there literally anyone in this novel who is not a little bitch

clive calling the homosexual encounters of his classmates “a perversion [that] was the only chink through which something spontaneous and uncalculating could creep in” was not something I was prepared to read.

someone tell my dad. also, I’m anglican now.

“what I felt…was sheer appetite” and you know what clive? that was me seeing Mr. Tumnus circa. 2005 too.

“I cAn FiX hIm” nah let’s just destroy one another. and we’re all laughing a little too much. someone’s dying soon I feel it. please be joseph.

he’s forgiving england but shan’t forgive him. dad’s pissing me off. brother better not die. so far, so good I’d say.

“I wonder if she was a gossip” and now I’m 200 pages into the life story of some lady from a quaternary source.

finally someone hates england almost as much as I do

not gay enough. but it’s a strong and likable female lead so I’ll let it go for now.

cried multiple times and beth’s not even dead yet

who decided to let lou lou sniff the flowers in an arena full of poisonous/venomous flora. who might that have been.

this book is so good when i don’t have a hater in my ear

am I a hater or is danny a little annoying. a lil self-righteous methinks.

mr. crawford is such a pick me

HOW DO YA DO. COME AND HAVE A BATHE.

hell yeah