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Hey Siri, I’m considering ending it all because I had a fight with my crush

Was ein furchtbares Buch (lovingly)

Broooo Anna ist sooo nervig was ist mit ihr

Bro Anna geht mir Crazy auf den Sack und Clarissa ist einfach komplett durch, die würd ich auch spacen also sorry

Why is her original show called climate emergence-she when it CLEARLY should be called climate emergenshe???

I can see where the Self insert allegations are coming from, though Watney’s awkward sense of humour bothers me more than that. Pirate-ninjas? Really? That’s so 2008 millenial man idk

why would he convert his money to euro bills if he stays in switzerland?

This is a lot of fun so far but I do NOT appreciate the little spoilers about Kazuo Ishiguro’s never let me go? I haven’t read it yet so it might be that it’s something that’s mentioned very early in the novel, but nonetheless I don’t like that :(

Starting to feel like this book could’ve been an email. Everyone is so boring and unbearable, why do I have to read 15438 times how smart grimes is and how stupid Alice thinks she is and how you just have to sacrifice everything and become an ethereal mind and then you’ll be good enough. I hate to say this, but Alice *should* be disliking herself, from all I’ve seen she’s a horrible person