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Okay so it’s Oliver Bergman falling in love with David Beckham. Here for it.

This whole series is Ilya discovering every queer NHL players sexuality before them, revealing it to them, and then playing match maker for them, so that everyone can be as happy as him and Shane and it makes me want to vomit happy rainbows. This man is a MENACE but for good.

IM SORRY WHAT

End of Chapter 26 had be sobbing and warm and fuzzy.

I wish I never started this book but I also have to finish it

I really thought I’d be let down with this book I don’t know why but was wrong

(audiobook). I think I can only listen to Emily Henry’s books because I’d miss Julia Whalen’s voice too much? It just fits.

I love this she writes men who are aware that as a whole they are idiots, but they are lovable idiots.

This book is gutting me like a fish I want them both to get a happily ever after in a magic snow globe with lots of candy canes.

Bran: "Uh, do you remember Killian? He's his cousin"
Bran's dad: "OH FO FUCK'S SAKE"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

okay so it's all happy ending now right? right?

Niko is a golden retriever if you gave the golden retriever cocaine and a penchant for violence and I fucking love it.

“Translating fiction into Latin by hand is how I pass my downtime.”
That is the nerdiest shit I’ve ever heard.

(audiobook)
Jacob Morgan as a voice actor > literally anything else

Aetos Sr = C U N T.
Holden = Prince Royal Pissy Pants McTemper Tantrum

Why in the fuck are we listening to the professors and the generals we just rebelled against instead of doing whatever the fuck we want?

whatthewfuckwhatthefuckwhattefuck

“Less than a minute.”
My fucking soul aches.

AHHHHHHHHHH NO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Varrish is also spelt C U N T.

Okay so Jack Barlowe is actually spelt C U N T.

POV chapters from both the wolf and the human/ shifter as their own characters - interesting take I like it

Okay right I forgot people drop left right and center in romantasy. We’re getting reacclimatized.

The concept of a fangboner is my new favourite vampire trait.

“The Loch Ness monsters name is NOT Susan!”
“Technically it’s Susanna”


Dead.

She's an accountant! REPRESENT GIRL!

The Star Wars reference is a LIIIIIIIITTLE on the nose for the fan fic.

DNF - too office-y, not Riggs-y.

(audiobook)
Giving this a second go because apparently it’s better to listen to.
No one does trigger warnings like Brynne. Seriously hats off.

(audiobook)
I want Zachary Webber to voice my textbook like why the fuck is anything this man reads an automatic 10/10.