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Danny Reynolds is 11% done with A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

“She covered her breast before her nipples could betray her” WHAT

— Apr 29, 2026 10:16AM Add a comment

A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Danny Reynolds is 87% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

“Are you on crack? This is exactly what he said would happen” 12/10 masterful performance from Jeff Hays

— Apr 27, 2026 04:41PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 83% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

“I was blasted in the face- getting Bukake’d with the foul liquid” I’m CRYING

— Apr 27, 2026 04:12PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 64% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Carl: “Doughnut, be chill”
Doughnut: proceeds to be the furthest thing from chill

— Apr 27, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 20% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

“ITS GOING TO BE ME 👹”

Book readers are missing out on the audio

— Apr 13, 2026 11:30AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 8% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

“Don’t be silly Carl you know I can’t sleep without you” I’m not crying you’re crying ;-;

— Apr 13, 2026 09:56AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 8% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

How is it easier to buy a 3 bedroom 4 bath in a post-apocalypse reality game show than it is in America in 2026??

— Apr 13, 2026 09:44AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 44% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Shaking crying throwing up (with laughter)

— Apr 01, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 29% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: ✨pinwurms✨
🤠🫶🥰

— Apr 01, 2026 11:21AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 16% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Bro I CAN’T listen to this at work

Anyways new favorite Doughnut quote: “YOU MOLESTED SOMEONE’s GRANDMA!!”

— Apr 01, 2026 10:30AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 5% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

“Compensated Anarchist”

— Apr 01, 2026 09:15AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is starting Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Fuck it we ball

— Apr 01, 2026 08:50AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 78% done with A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Well at least we didn’t overreact, huh Sansa?

— Mar 30, 2026 10:39AM Add a comment

A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Danny Reynolds is on page 214 of 384 of Strange Buildings (Strange Houses, #2)

WHY DO NONE OF THESE BATHROOMS HAVE SINKS?? WHY IS NO ONE POINTING THAT OUT??

— Mar 29, 2026 11:12AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is on page 123 of 384 of Strange Buildings (Strange Houses, #2)

There’s a room in your house with nearly 3 foot (80cm) thick walls and you didn’t think that was weird?? “Oh the walls are just extra thick here” bro someone is living in your walls istg

— Mar 29, 2026 09:41AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is on page 248 of 327 of Intercepts

Sometimes the solution to all your problems really is the 9mm you hid in your office and a full clip

— Mar 28, 2026 07:46PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 74% done with A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

“They’ll break- and they’ll break BAD” 🤠😎💎

— Mar 25, 2026 02:48PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 72% done with A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

I’m getting so tired of the word nipple

— Mar 25, 2026 02:38PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 70% done with A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

“A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves- and then another, and one day a man is there, and the king dies”

— Mar 25, 2026 01:13PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 44% done with The Ritual

Whoever said this was the scariest book they’ve ever read was LYING or has never read anything else in their life

— Mar 23, 2026 02:13PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 92% done with A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

Dumbass Sansa really couldn’t see that Geoffrey was a bad person until he beheaded her father in front of her?

— Mar 13, 2026 03:49PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 73% done with A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

“Fingers fat as sausages/ Sir Wendyl, the younger one, would have been the fattest man she’d ever known, if only she had neglected to meet his father and brother/ both had ostentatious walrus mustaches, and heads are bare as a baby’s bottom. Neither seemed to own a single garment that was not splattered with food stains, yet, she liked them well enough”

— Mar 12, 2026 02:03PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 59% done with A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

I knew there was incest but 🤢🤮 “when he’s in me I feel whole” “we shared a womb why not a bed”??? Yike

— Mar 12, 2026 09:35AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 25% done with A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

“She knew Geoffrey would be there and she /hated/ Geoffrey” me too Aria me too

— Mar 10, 2026 08:41AM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 20% done with A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

Me when the dark fantasy does something dark: >:0

— Mar 09, 2026 03:53PM Add a comment

Danny Reynolds is 55% done with Just Like Mother

Rosemary’s (IVF) Baby