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"It darted through her with the speed of an arrow, that Mr. Knightley must marry no one but herself!"
I'm fucking crying that is so sweet 😭 too many plot twists

I'm boreddddddd zzzzz

Oh my God you stupid b****, who gives a f*** about noble ranks f*** you

Hahaha get fucked Emma you dummy, Mr. Nightly save her ass NOW give Harriet a happy ending NOW

Isabella tsk tsk

Grah fuck you Thorpe

Damn Peter really does kill the Lost Boys

Please don't groom Nina 🙏 just good friends please 🥺

I'm taking a break from discworld. It's too much haha

Man Feels Automatic Connection With Attractive Woman:
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Top review makes so much sense. What is going on with you Hastings? 35 going for a 17 year old? It's only cool when Colonel Brandon does it, creep. She doesn't want you bro 😂

Not a huge fan of this format tbh. Poirot is the ultimate thinker and Hastings is just being ragebait

NOOO Hastings also finds the girl weird and gross for being obsessed with the crime NOOOO 😭

Cynthia dresses in blackface. N word mentioned.