emily raffalo > Recent Status Updates

saying “first generation thai-american diaspora uberdick” casually like you didn’t just rewrite the bible..

FINALLY a published book that mentions the word “mpreg”.. huge win for fanfic-omegaverse zillennials /j

maybe i’m not misandristic *enough*.

I have also been this pathetic for a man. At least he wasn’t my cousin. 3

smut is overrated because WHY AM I BLUSHING OVER A KISS ON THE SHOULDER

i’m envious of her words but even more grateful that i’m here to witness them.. i’m certain this will be the best thing i read this year.

ok so.. I am a weapon. 😳😳😳😳

just wanted to see sumin’ real quick

man… this is.. this is the kind of thing where I regain consciousness, and I remember I’m a daughter to some parents, and I’ll go “gee how’s that cover letter draft looking?” i mean absolute piss christ dude what the HELL.

that second story, “monologue”? … that was tough.

getting older means getting wiser.. if I’m going to throttle a man, I should at least understand WHY (on a systemic level)

honestly the repetition is a bit much but she’s so interesting, I just like her insights idk and all of the animal companions too! wow

“So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?”

these are the vibes it seems

APOCALYPSE NOW REFERENCE best book ever imma freak