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they warn you about cocaine but nobody warns you about fitzloved

keep tearing up at every fitz and nighteyes moment i genuinely feel like ending it all

why was this advertised as a heart warming read, this shit is heartbreaking bro i’m literally crying? @ goodreads bitch i’ll k1ll you

fear men. fear conservative religious men. fear dumb women that obey men. and please don’t let them procreate

vampires used to be menacing. they had an aura, they had a style. being a vampire used to mean something!

the cunt of monte cristo is being served, this amount of meticulous scheming for the sake of vengeance is admirable to those that tend to their grudges like little pets (me)

the master and margarita’s devil is younger, cuntier and more beautiful

the dysfunctional chaotic group dynamic and the banter between the characters are truly hilarious, i have to give 10s when 10s are due

michele is truly insidious, each time he circles around lila i hear a menacing jaws theme song playing in my head

nino hating donato so much while simultaneously being exactly the same as his nasty father will never not be funny to me, pot to kettle. sarratore men, you will always be hated by me!

ophelia is such a diva

damn, i thought this was a classy party

we need to start forcing people to pass exams and have serious psych evaluations before allowing them to have children

me when i arrive in hell: are you ready to die for the second time nino sarratore

one of the characters being called lenin evermore keeps making me giggle, i can’t take it seriously 😭

wow you can never trust white people

“English did not just borrow words from other languages; it was stuffed to the brim with foreign influences, a Frankenstein vernacular. And Robin found it incredible, how this country, whose citizens prided themselves so much on being better than the rest of the world, could not make it through an afternoon tea without borrowed goods.”

whack them again for me!

why is young, fun and adventurous jo currently falling for a boring, old fashioned wrinkled fossil, what the heck am i reading 😭