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“With each step Mrs.Bancroft’s breasts jiggled under the thin
material of the leotard and I took a morose interest in the art on the other
side of the corridor. ”

stop mentioning women and their breast every third page holy shit THATS A GRIEVING WIDOW??!!?

“ She stood facing
me, flushed, breasts rising and falling distractingly. When they stick a body
in the tank, it goes on producing hormones pretty much the way it would if you
were asleep. I became abruptly aware that I was swinging a hard-on like a
filled fire hose.”
brother what the fuck shes a WIDOW stop looking at tits ???????

“Exuberant breasts strained the fabric of
the leotard.”

written in a published book in 2002

its been 5 chapters stop using the term asian sluts jesus

used the word bod unironically

tedious as fuck

freshly divorced stallion
young
fresh
good stamina
employed

freshly divorced stallion, young; fresh; good stamina;

i lov my wi fe

ilov my wi fe