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ezra is a goat

"has nobody ever bought you breakfast before?" wrap it up.

DUDE IM CRYING WHY IS IT SO SAD

ok so mo ran is just an evil bitch and he knows it, cwn is definitely way mire appealing but still. ive never been more conflicted about something.
the book is genuinely interesting and an easy read regardless of the things that bother me and i do appreciate the author creating a protagonist who is just consistently shitty

i am aware that it just might be the character being a shitty person but the misogyny and the fact that every man is either handsome or beautiful like girl dont pmo. did ancient china not have ugly men???? his horny ass js so annoying, making everything about sex
i juzt pray that its the case of explored topic of hypersexuality and not a poor attempt at humor
not giving up tho because it has its moments

mc is insufferable

what have i gotten myself into

"I must bring some sweets with me to make friends with them, or else a stick to beat them with" IM CRYING

i finished the first story and im very uncomfortable but in a good way?? idk

What the fuck is xie lians backstory this is the saddest thing wver

The previous one was complete garbage just for this one to be absolute peak, i guess i suffered for sth after all

autistic representation is carrying this volume on its back, i love quan yizhen

"Your highness, im back" thank fucking god

Im starting to think that 8 volumes were not necessary, every single one is built similarly. Something happens, a huge revelation that an enemy is related to either xie lian or someone close to xie lian and they solve the case while hua cheng tags along. And still no backstory for him. As for now im disappointed BRING WIND MASTER BACK bruh

i lowk hate the beginning of this part i wanna kms its twisting my insides GET ME OUT OF HERE

"I do not worship gods. I am god" XIE LIAAAAAAAAAAAAN

it really pmo what they did with ling wen’s character, first time complaining on tgcf

123 i want yuri

i genuinely feel like ive waited my entire life to witness such intense scene of those two making out on a freaking altar.

"To me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, not the state of you."

??

He only said, “That beauty exists in this world is, in itself, something to be grateful for.”

reading xie lian’s downfall is gonna be my downfall too

XIE LIAN IS THE MOST KIND HEARTED BEING IDGAF, im gonna cry

jezusie chrystusie

"przysięgam, że w żadnym ze światów nie znajdziesz nikogo bardziej szczerego ode mnie"
this or nothing ngl

xie lian comparing him and hua cheng to an old man and a princess was way funnier than it should be

i wanna keep reading but unfortunately im employed.

this is so much funnier than the donghua