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Women do WHAT WITH THE PLACENTA? Nope nope nope nope

Not My Buttercup And Westley

I think… I prefer the movie🫠

I HATE HIM

I love Nesta. I wish the whole series could have been from her perspective and Feyre could have been the one with a bonus novel.

This morally “gray” mmc. It’s pissing me off, Robert.

“You never made me feel like a prisoner. Like less than chattel.” Most unreliable narrator award goes to Feyre Archeron for the seven billionth time

“You’ll always have a choice here” literally shut up you lying liar

It’s giving howls moving castle and I’m so pleased

I have so many issues. Spoilers abound but I’m livid.

Locking Nesta up, but it was horrible when Tamlin did that to PR Nightmare McGee because she kept putting herself in danger. Also “you’re free to leave and go to the human world where they’ll def kill you teehee, ✨ free will ✨”
Rhys using his power to try and subjugate Nesta and force her to submit???? Go die. She IS NOT IN YOUR COURT. DIE.

22 pages in and nesta is wildly more interesting than Feyre immediately.

Highly recommend listening to this with your cynical husband

“Stay with the high lord and you will be safe… or you will be swallowed by the shadow that hangs over Pythian.” - the Suriel

Yes guys, totally talking about staying with Rhys and not Tammy boy.

“How can you hunt, survive, without knowing how to read?”
I. Cannot.
Meanwhile Feyre making her family being in a better situation abt herself and somehow managing to be bitter abt it because it’s not by her hand bc ThE vOw To HeR mOtHeR is driving me bonkers. Give me back my Aelin. Self confidence (and sometimes arrogance) is better than this faux humility and self deprecation

Nfjsjsjsjjsjsjsjsjs every word out of her mouth contradicts herself
Nesta NEVER chops wood and then she chops wood a few pages later. Elaine is a useless pretty baby who contributed nothing, ugh! But I would never ask that of her bc she’s baby. Dad is a horrible dad bc he’s crippled and can’t provide. I’d never expect dad to provide bc he’s crippled

I literally trust no word out of feyre’s mouth. At what point do you become responsible for the fact that the three other people in the house supposedly do nothing to contribute? Reading this knowing that nesta was groomed to find a rich husband and Feyre was individually (supposedly) instructed to keep the family alive feels ridiculous

rereading because of crescent city and I am NOT happy about it, hashtag tamlin defender

i cannot get over the tea magic

“Why did I tell him he’s the man of the house now? That wasn’t fair.” gut punch

Ridoc my beloved. Go queen. Most sane character award.

“Look at me” “this isn’t you!” I cannot with this 2013 fanfic writing

So far this book is a solid 4/5, but Xaden is a 1/5 and his relationship with Vi has dropped to a 3/5

It’s nice to see Violet really really coming into her own and thriving, but this arc with Xaden is ticking me off

Yarros needs a new editor
Xaden pissing off diplomats and generally being an a-hole is getting on my NERVES