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This guy is talking about the benefits of rucking off anecdotal evidence and then talking about the success of rucking challenges missing the point that it was just a marketing scheme. Also all this “we need to do tough things. Life is too easy. That’s what separates the successful”. Ok wealthy white guy. I’m sure your life is so easy but like. Other people exist. Have fun creating problems for yourself

He heavily implied micro aggressions aren’t real that’s crazy

Ik you guys are going to see this and you know what fine

“Fuck science this plane loves me”

“I guess you could consider me heterosexual because all planes are boys like all boats are girls and all helicopters have the spirit of mischievous children”

I am ready to be hurt again

“David G gave Blair a rim job the same day Nate planned to give Blair a rim job”

Yall know I eat UP a collection of short stories

Ok I’ve read this book before in 2015 and it’s all coming back to me. Definitely more significant as an adult but I remember liking it and I’m excited to reread

Asian American and Asian authors only in February be ready for some serious Japanese lit drops

Author describes her tattoo as healed in 2 days. That’s not how tattoos work

I am not sure this author knows what a Jell-O shot is.

Also! I shall only be reading smut this month so just be ready when you see that

Audiobook this. I am eating it up

Champaign Illinois mentioned

Deepa when you see this I know I said I’d put this in the little library for you and I promise I will! After I’m done reading it :)

“An open tab with something like ‘How many hairs on nipple normal for woman 32”. dolly is spitting bars

I love you dolly alderton:)

Frothing at the mouth. Chewing at the bars of my enclosure

Incredibly horny page

My favorite part of Emily Henry books is the constant mentioning of Meijer. A real one

The “messy” roommate sounds like my house :/ it doesn’t even seem bad though like yeah a few shirts hang out of the drawers I’m sorry

Very much “yeah… so that’s my life🤷‍♀️” vibes

Watch me try not to DNR this over the next week. Do not like the authors prose. These men are clearly closeted

*bare my soul not bear my soul. Have to remember a 20 year old wrote this. An editor should’ve helped

Oh I see. He didn’t text her back for 3 hours because he just loved her too much 🫶

Might give it 5 stars for all cunnilingus no fellatio

Updates on beach read: Emily writes the general mood of just being horny really well. Like not a fan of the other stuff but you can tell this woman has been horny before

Chat reassure me on this one I’m 30 pages in and about to DNF. The dialogue is like video game dialogue? Like clearly there to progress the plot and not how people talk. And millennial humor