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Also! I shall only be reading smut this month so just be ready when you see that

Audiobook this. I am eating it up

Champaign Illinois mentioned

Deepa when you see this I know I said I’d put this in the little library for you and I promise I will! After I’m done reading it :)

“An open tab with something like ‘How many hairs on nipple normal for woman 32”. dolly is spitting bars

I love you dolly alderton:)

Frothing at the mouth. Chewing at the bars of my enclosure

Incredibly horny page

My favorite part of Emily Henry books is the constant mentioning of Meijer. A real one

The “messy” roommate sounds like my house :/ it doesn’t even seem bad though like yeah a few shirts hang out of the drawers I’m sorry

Very much “yeah… so that’s my life🤷‍♀️” vibes

Watch me try not to DNR this over the next week. Do not like the authors prose. These men are clearly closeted

*bare my soul not bear my soul. Have to remember a 20 year old wrote this. An editor should’ve helped

Oh I see. He didn’t text her back for 3 hours because he just loved her too much 🫶

Might give it 5 stars for all cunnilingus no fellatio

Updates on beach read: Emily writes the general mood of just being horny really well. Like not a fan of the other stuff but you can tell this woman has been horny before

Chat reassure me on this one I’m 30 pages in and about to DNF. The dialogue is like video game dialogue? Like clearly there to progress the plot and not how people talk. And millennial humor

Guys I am 30 pages in because I am so sad for this robot because at one point I also just wanted to make people happy I’m probably gonna read this in one day I’m so attached to Annie

Just started this and the first 5 pages make me want to never date a man again. Not because this is a particularly bad man but because it’s so accurately written on how they are

“Yes I would like he thinks to live in such a way that I could vanish into thin air at any time without affecting anyone and in fact I feel that for me this would constitute the perfect and perhaps the only acceptable life. At the same time I want desperately to be loved.” OUCH OUCH OHCB