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bro......

I'm like. Getting stressed out over here.

Sartorius pissing me off. These books always got that one scientist that just pisses me off. May I never meet anyone like them in the lab

If I was on this station with Snow I'd have snapped his neck already. Kelvin is much stronger than i

What the FUCK is bro talking about. Why are we all the riddler

Man what the fuck. Does. Does anyone have any methods???

lets send everyone to the asylum at once

Ooooo im goin insane oooohhh im insane

What's with all these books and octopi

HOW HE WHAT??

Freaky shit happening

How the fuck do you spell borjwazee

Do not. Step on my blue suede shoes.

Picking this back up

I have to leave the laundromat now but man. Whatever

Why is this girl EXCITED hello??

Also Perth mentioned

Man. It's a detective novel

What aussie chic is named daisy abercromby

AUSTRALIA MENTION YEAAAA.

J.K Rowling mentioned. I frown

Bro is named Bill.

Do they do all that for a children's book. I don't know but good for her

Bro this stalker is a fucking loser. "Darkness be my friend" okay bro you are NOT that guy

Would estrogen save that scientist?

Ohhhh so like it is gay. And resovskaya is pissing me off more and more I hope I never work with anyone like her in the lab I might kill her. That's a joke for legal reasons I would not kill another researcher in the lab guys she just really frustrates me because she's got sparkly red shoes and I hate joy and Whimsy.

Resovskaya is pissing me off so bad.