Ashhh > Recent Status Updates

14% in and we already…

1.) Accidentally live streamed a coochie wax
2.) watched a billionaire get sneeze farted on mid munch
3.) and banged a FWB in front of his dad while his dad watched???

BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭🍿 Lemme get the popcorn because I fear it’s gonna be a LONGGGG night 🤣🌹

BROTHER I CANNOT BREATHE 🤣😂

FUUUUUCKKKK 🤯

I get so mad I NEVER guess these twists correctly…

Nah everybody is pissing me off right now… I DONT TRUST NOBODYYYYY

IM SCARED

Every single day I’m reminded why men SUUUUCKKKKKKK donkey dick

Naomi said I THINK THE FUCK NOT..

I know that’s right baby

OH HELLLL NAH

Sarcasm is gonna get me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME 🫠

“don’t worry, sweetheart… When I touch you, it’ll only be after you beg me to”

Well slap butter on my ass and call me a biscuit cause I’m all warm inside 🫠🫠🫠🫠

My heart is already in my ass

ONE BEDDDD 😏

HOLY SHIT.. yall this is so good I can’t.. 👀😭

“Watch your fucking words when you’re speaking to my wife.” 

OOOP 🤪

(Sorry I’m illiterate..)

“Do you want to be touched?”

YES SIR. WE LOVE IT.

“Do you want be touched?”

YES SIR. WE LOVE IT.

Ooooo Kenny in her 30s… I love that for me 🤪

“Kennedy rHoDeS”

Stfu I love him

HES BUYING HER SHOES BECAUSE HER HEELS HURT HER FEET!?!?

Fuck.. I’m TOAST 🫠🫠🫠

I would NOT be at that bachelorette party dafuq you mean ….

You know sometimes I wish I had sisters growing up but times likes these make me glad I didn’t 😂😭

Oh wow we starting like disssss!?!?!?

Oh this man is OBSESSEDDDDDD 😏😏😏

Page 1 of 1000+🫠… I already know this book is about to fuck me up..

LEGGOOO 🤪

I have FOMO so we’re finishing this duet TODAY

Oh we already starting off like DISSS!? 👀

“I didn’t mean to fall in love with you…”

FUCK AWFFFFFF 😭

KEENANNNNNNNN 😭😭😭😭

No like I’m truly nauseous..

BROTHER WHAT THE FUUUCKKKKKKK