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Really just name dropping all of the gods

Truly how many times must you say the word fart in your book Claire? Was there a quota to meet?

So you’re telling me it’s gonna take 3 books for Odysseus to come home? No thanks.

Telemachus… HEY I KNOW YOU! YOURE MY BABY!

WHY would you use the term “old fart”?

AND HE DIDNT EVEN ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

Marianne, I’m going to rub your back as I say this because maybe it’ll make you shut tf up. Connell doesn’t just belong to you. In fact, he doesn’t belong to you at all😀

I recoiled. Then I gasped. Then I recoiled again. Then I made a very disgusted face.

Cuz he’s Irish and pale! Girl I’m British and pale and I blush all the time too it’s just part of life.

(Yes guys I read Dracula for one day and gave up, I’m just not feeling it)

ALREADY HITTING HIM UP WHAT THE HELL

Am I stupid… is Sue telekinetic too?

Carrie my love you deserved so much better

Poor piggies just wanted a snack☹️

What is it with Stephen King and fat, overbearing mothers??

“Carrie was chopped and unc”

“He was almost too gorgeous to look at” yeah I know that feeling.

Honey. HONEY!?

Pause.

Oh Wes honey…

Oh dear sweet goodreads followers, there’s just so much time in my day to do fun stuff and oh how I want to watch so many movies and read so many books so alas I’m gonna go watch brokeback mountain or some shit instead of reading tonight 😛

Sure Liz honey you tell yourself that!

Fake dating trope!? AGAIN!? yum

“And Richie kissed Eddies cheek” guys I forgot that happens and it’s breaking my heart and I don’t wanna start crying cuz my moms next to me and that’s embarrassing but oh I’m so heartbroken

Eddies last fucking words being to his fucking childhood bf who he couldn’t be with OHHH THE REDDIE OF IT ALL I’m gonna be sick

“Yeah sorry guys my tummy hurted and then I vomited up the universe but at least I feel better!”

I keep saying “oh yep today’s the day I’m gonna finish this book” and then I don’t… but I’m saying it again.