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I FUCKIN KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT WAS HIM!! THAT PLOT TWIST?? I FIGURED IT OUT WAY BEFORE THE 50% MARK!! OH MY GOSH I FEEL LIKE A GENIUS!! YAYYY!! BRB I STILL HAVE 2% LEFT

“End it with her. Choose me.”
“I told you I can’t do that.”
Ok—

“Since when do you hide things from me?”
“You’re not my wife last I checked.”
“That’s nonsense. You don’t have to tell your wife everything. But you
have to tell me.”
I smile, but I don’t say anything.
“Boss.”
“What now?”
“Remember when you told me Lipovsky likes men?”
“I do. What about it?”
“I think the man he likes is you.”

LMAO only if he knew

That fuckin bday present.... Gimme a minute...

“You let me hug you when I was mourning Nadia and Nicholas, and that’s my favorite form of comfort. I know it’s not yours, but I’m giving it to you anyway. Maybe one day, you’ll come to appreciate it, too.”

“You’re nothing more than a stranger that I’m keeping for information. You want to prove you’re loyal to me? That won’t be possible when I already consider you my fucking enemy.”
Uh huh Interesting. I'm jumping over here on my seat with excitement!

“I need rest. Pretty sure that means you should leave, too.”
He glares down at me. “What happened after we separated? Who did
this to you?”
Interesting.
LMFAO!! Not Viktor turning into a devoted, obsessive husband over Kirill.

"Now. It’s time for my reign."
I'm so fuckin excited to read the second half of the book. I might just eat this up in one sitting itself.

“That’s good acting.” He motions at my face. “Looking horrified when I gave you a pet name wasn’t.”
“It’s just that… I’m not used to that.”
Kirill lifts my chin with his forefinger and says in a low tone, “Then get used to it, Solnyshko.”
ASGHJGSAJAAGH eheehehe

“She was on the roof and . . . and the ladder she was on broke. She slipped. My husband went to get our ladder, but it wasn’t tall enough. None of our ladders are tall enough!”
“All right, ma’am, I understand. Without moving her, can you tell me if your neighbor is injured?”
“Move her? I can’t reach her! Poor thing is holding on to the gutter for dear life!”
I can't help but crack up lmao

It was really cute until it wasn’t. She sends him a picture of her kissing her vibrator because he refused to sleep with her until their third date. They’ve known each other since childhood, but she only started feeling attracted to him three days ago, and they’ve already been on two dates?? It’s fast-paced without being fast-paced.Ykwim? Like, the buildup is well paced but the romance itself feels way too quick.

okay so far only one thing stood out to me: the letter with the whole squishy ball incident. God!! That was horrifyingand hilarious, I bet she was traumatized when she found out later in life.

“I make the perfect Virgin Mary and your father is a dashing Joseph. I wish you would reconsider being baby Jesus. It would be so cute, seeing as you are our child after all. People would love it.
“Jack is also your child, and you aren’t forcing him to lie in an adult manger with wheels on it.”

LMAO her father built a manger and expected her to lie in it for her brother's wedding rehearsal dinner....

omg!! I am holding onto the Ilya crumbs with both my hands.

“It’s not Rozanov, is it?”
“Jesus. No! Why does everyone—?”
Lmao not everyone assuming it was ILYA

“Nine days.”
“Nine days.”
“Bye.”
“Bye.”
I think I ain't ready for what's to come —

“What’s her name?”
“His. He’s a boy, honey.”
Suddenly, everything made sense. “That’s why he’s so ugly.”
The adults burst into laughter—very mean spirited, I thought, given
that the poor baby was already dealing with the adverse condition of not
being a girl.
Well, little Jamie was —
umm okay

“You see, I came to conquer this land and its people, but instead, one of its people conquered me.”

He abandoned his conquest(i.e.spreading plague to her land) for her, and then made a ring out of his crown and armor to propose to her.
ASJGSJSASGJ AHH

“Don’t forget your mercy,” I tell him as Mac pumps his gun, loading a cartridge into place.
“Or what you mean to me. I would’ve given everything up for you—”

WAIT!!! DOES THIS NOT HAVE A HEA?

This one is a real 'hate to love.' Having so much fun!

“This is your chamber.”
From the doorway, I had missed it. The little chair. The easel. The
carefully arranged line of paint jars.
“It could be yours, too. If you wanted.”
Imma cry! She loved to draw before she sacrificed her eyes, and he is trying to give back her old life to her in his own way.

"I need you to promise me something,” I said.
A ripple of concern. His brow furrowed.
“Promise me that you keep going,” I said. “Even if you lose me.”
THIS BETTER HAVE A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING!

"Then he let the crown fall to the floor with a clatter, unsheathed his
sword, and pointed it at my throat."
This keeps getting better. I AM SAT.

“Are you always this impossible?”
“I don’t know. Are you always this much of an asshole?”
One second he’s scowling at me and the next his lips are
slamming into mine.
Wait, what?!
YES, MY QUESTION! OUR QUESTION GIRL!
That was umm... too quick?

Finally after 12 days, it's finished

I've been too occupied to read anything this week, but I'll wrap this up today.

Hold on
Is this not a HEA????
This better be! I didn't go through all that for three books for nothing!!
Please tell me Kade and Stacey get their HEA with lots of minions!!

What am I even supposed to do once I finish this trilogy!

“We need to go. When we see someone, act scared. I need to hold you like I plan to fuck you in every position possible without your consent.”
“Jesus, Tobias.”

lmao I cant help but crack up even at the dire situation they are in. Oh gosh I love their bonding.

"Reports say that Tobias Mitchell has escaped his institution this afternoon and is currently at large.I would like to stress to everyone that this individual is extremely dangerous and may not be in touch with reality."
Bernadette’s eyes are wide. “Shit.”

Count your mf days, fuxkers!!!