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i think this is gonna be bad but i havent read a romcom in ages so im excited

oh. my. god.

this book is gonna damage my psyche

this man just claimed hes been in love with her since she was 13 (and hes a million years old)

“There is nothing like staying at home, for real comfort. Nobody can be more devoted to home than I am”

“I could never attach myself to someone so completely reserved” “It is a most repulsive quality indeed”

alright.

“There was no denying that those brothers had penetration” - to quote Fat Amy “not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate”

“Emma sat down to think and be miserable” - and yeah if thats not one of my hobbies

“i will keep my spleen to myself” obsessed with the use of spleen to mean a anger

and i was worried i gossiped too much these
people do nothing but talk about each other

“He was a nervous man, easily depressed; fond of every body that he was used to, and hating to part with them”

and yeah.

ive just processed she is listening to the rocky road to dublin while she runs. thats insane. or maybe brilliant idk.

omg the rocky road to dublin shout out. maybe i should watch sinners again.

maybe when im 30 ill
pickup piano lessons again

“Roise is, she decides, not suited to dating apps, because she finds most men extremely visually unpleasant”

wtf

taking this moment to quote a note i have in my phone “i hate the houston airport” as if this book isnt traumatizing enough now we are headed to the houston airport

me when im SICK to my stomach

i completely forgot how insane this plot is

apparently going to a prestigious university gets u special privileges in hell

this is so giving house of hades

emory shoutout

im 200 pages in and it was just revealed that the main source of conflict is yikyak. do i have the will to go on?

“I liked the idea of living in a city-any city, especially a strange one-liked the thought of traffic and crowds, of working in a bookstore, waiting tables in a coffee shop, who knew what kind of odd, solitary life I might slip into?”

GOD PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY all i want for christmas is for this book to be over

guys my katabasis hold came in so i kinda wanna abandon this book and read her but also ive been trying to read this book for one million years so i dont wanna give up

🥶

“it was getting cold and my head hurt and the whole evening had left me with a keen sense of inadequacy and failure which grew keener with every step”

oh its a cult

idk if im gonna like this