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I’m mad as hell

I’m loving this

Oh mama this shit fire

I’m on page six and this shit is hilarious. This is how you do dark humour brother.

There are multiple spelling mistakes in this book.

I fear I can’t stand princess donut

“I didn’t have any tattoos, and I’d never really wanted one. Most everyone I knew had plenty, but I’d never liked the idea. My old man had been covered in them, and it wasn’t ever something I associated with being cool.” Okay Carl realness

Not to get woke rn but “Bonk girlfriend and drag her back to the cave by her hair.” Ohh that’s not…

20 pages in and this book is very millennial coded….ummm yeah

This is so good omg I love the British

Starting this to take a break from the deep pit of despair my other read has got me in

98 pages in and I’ve been sobbing for an hour. Don’t know if I’ll be able to finish it at this rate, it’s hitting a little too close to home I fear.

EXACTLLYYYYY

Exactlyyyyyy